The only things you are adding are:
(1) Suggesting a multibillion dollar coroporation license its trademark to a stranger on the internet for free.
(2) Suggesting a company that is being infringed on host the infringing website.
(3) Suggesting a company give away insider information and free product as some sort of reward for using their company name to make money for themselves.
I'm just trying to be playful when I say that you have the negotiating skills of a 12-year-old, but seriously, nobody on Earth would agree to those terms or suggest them outright.
Do this. Make a website called McDonald's burgers, use the McDonald's logo everywhere, and then put up a bunch of burger recipes and google ads.
Let me know when you get a bunch of free stuff from McDonalds and they start hosting your website. ;)