eating "hamburgers" where the buns are made from two deep fried chicken breasts
You're referring to KFC's Double Down I assume, but if you look at it's nutrition facts (1) it's not as bad as you think, especially for a Paleo/Atkins based diet. And it's delicious.
1 - http://fast-food-nutrition.findthebest.com/l/1377/KFC-Origin...