First off, What's a bitcoin?
Negative Online review...what's an Online review.
Harrassing telephone calls...you mean a friday night?
Farudulant delivery orders...10 all the way pizzas with anchovies...sure we'll make those right up and deliver them...ya right...
Illegal drug sales...don't be primising illegal drugs to the delivery drivers unless your going to follow through.
Health department -- they visit every six months anyway.
BBB...I once watched a customer complain and get an attitute about his pizza ...he took his pizza and threw it in the trash handed him his money back and said dominos is down around the corner.
I used to try to talk him into advertising too get more customers and he'd always tell me he didn't want anymore customers.
He used to keep a saw'd shotgun behind the counter because the gangs that live in the apartment complex behind us were talking about robbing us. There's still a hole on the floor from where one the employees got shot 'cause they just wanted to shoot someone.