1. OO is bad. Every paradigm is bad if you misuse it. If you build deep abstractions then you will hang yourself regardless. Some very elegant and simple designs can emerge from OO code, but only if you think about the problems first. The majority of pain consists of forgetting to do that step. There is no magic bullet - FP has its own pitfalls as well as does simple procedural programming.
2. Everything looks like it's written by an architect. Well that's a broad generalisation and I'm sure some people titled architect would be sick at the association (considering they usually reduce complexity) but the problem here is that people aren't using the frameworks properly. Not joking but the last two or three Java web applications I've put together have virtually no code in them. It's just the domain model, the views and query encapsulations. Nothing else. The abstract factory factory factory factory crap isn't your problem. If you make it your problem, then you're just doing it wrong or not using the tools provided efficiently.
3. Android. Android is abysmal (I've written a couple of things for it so far), but that's not because of Java but the fact that the Android API and versioning mess is a pile of unstable crap. It'd be nice if there were't so many exceptions.
If you're going to pick on Java, at least jump on: Idiotic code on the web, Glassfish being a right pile, view technology being foul, servlet container reloading, Swing/JavaFX or Eclipse...