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GameObjects.lab.detector.rate = 1000000

GameObjects.lab.reputation = 1000000

dc = document.getElementById("detector-events")

setInterval("dc.click()", 100)

Even more cheaty:

GameObjects.lab.data = 100000000000000

GameObjects.lab.money = 100000000000000

You can even just set them equal to Infinity. Win!

but don't hacked particles taste terrible?

Sure, but I'm just offering you a service so that you can get back to your normal life and be productive =)