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TL;DR: The render time of that file caused the drum to have to stop just briefly enough so that it couldn't start properly again.

Except this post wasn't "too long" at all.

I didn't mean to imply it was, just trying to be helpful for those who are curious but don't have time.

If they don't have time they probably shouldn't be spending it on HN, ;).

For short stories like this I think http://tldr.io/ is a better place for TL;DR's than the comments.