Reconsider your perception of "bald white men"; there are more than a few here on HN, who tolerate you tattooed spiked kids pretty well.
(Obligatory: Oh yeah, and get off my lawn.)
(Obligatory: Oh yeah, and get off my lawn.)
And I am a non-tattooed, non-spiked red haired girl. (That's a mouthful.)
I'll make sure to trample your pansies like I always do next time I walk by your house.