(btw, it looks like you forgot to replace some copy&pasted text under "How it works")
EDIT: I also love the picture on the bottom. It took me a while until I got the point, but it's great.
Whoa. So for a while I wondered why the authors would be such shitty thick dicks but now I know why. In the "Attention Economy" (ugh) this is apparently what you need to be doing in order to be viral. So "viral" was actually a spot-on phrasing from the very beginning, anticipating that ultimately only rather sickening style will become indeed "viral".
Now it's satire. A few years from now this kind of copy will go mainstream and kids will grow up to it. I'm scared shirtless about my old age now :D
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty foul-mouthed myself, a bit too much, even. And I'm not totally against cursing in a page like this, target audience and all that.
But I find this to be totally UNfunny. Reminds me of a little kid saying "poop!" and bursting into laughter. Made me scared about my age as well.