Unfortunately, there's no real way to make that happen, so instead, we'll keep doing what we do now: patrolling the front page and killing stories that present too many opportunities for comments like yours.
It's too bad, that comment! Usually, when I read a comment like this, I click through the profile looking for other terrible comments to flag, and usually when I do that, I end up wading through a cistern of crap and malevolence. Not in your case! Anybody who can write comments that start with "I work for an EMR provider and..." has something to contribute to the site. Why muddy those contributions with stuff like this?