This is simply untrue. This language is now called 'M', and has been standardized as recently as 2005. All of TD Ameritrade's trades are processed on an M database.
M was doing NoSQL, web-scale computing on commodity hardware before many of us were even born. It can integrate with NodeJS (http://www.kitware.com/blog/home/post/465).
Look into Rob Tweed's ongoing work with M (http://gradvs1.mgateway.com/download/mumps-acceptable.pdf) http://www.mgateway.com/docs/universalNoSQL.pdf http://robtweed.wordpress.com/