Assrockets and Opportunities (or: Why I Changed Jobs)

What fascinates me is how this proves again the principle of "do what you love": there is this guy who wants to launch a rocket from his ass, and you might be forgiven for thinking that it is just about the most pointless activity conceivable ever. But don't you know it, somewhere perhaps on the other side of the country or the globe, someone is inspired by it to improve his life. So it was useful after all...

I am impressed by the sheer number of assrocket references you were able to make.

"white kid rectal pyrotechnics" is the best phrase I've heard all week.

A long winded way of saying:

"I am willing to do whatever it takes to get what I want."

For those of you who like books:

http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Secret-Getting-Absolutely-Eve...

Always make sure "this end up" is pointed away from the body!

two things are true about humanty: if it can be tried it will be tried by someone somewhere, and, if it gets you laid it will be tried

> whenever the chef of the restaurant he's trying to save appears to have lost the passion for cooking, he almost always says "I need to put a rocket up his ass".

I only recall this once, and he was referring to the arugula they were cooking with, which is called rocket in Britain. He didn't say a rocket, but rather referred to shoving the arugula up the ass of someone who annoyed him.

So, no. It's the author's misunderstanding due to regional linguistic differences.