>2) Party hard, roughly 1 night per week, maybe Friday. This works well for many extremely hard working professionals in NYC.

So hard drugs and tons of alcohol? We might have different definitions for partying hard, but that's what I think of when I think of 'hard-working NYC professional'.

Maybe we should chill out on that: http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_26219187/use-illicit-...

*Note, I have no idea if mercurynews is a decent source of news