My favorite such lunacy remains "State of Texas v. One Gold Crucifix". [1]
[1] https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22state%20of%20...
[1] https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22state%20of%20...
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Approximately_...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consis...
(u'The Booming Business of Civil Forfeitures',) - The Wire