He isn't real. Nobody is a fan of Comcast.
Unlike some of the Cable ISPs in Europe, they don't:
* Make any attempt to fingerprint / forcibly upgrade your firmware
* Restrict routing to unauthenticated modem MAC addresses
* All they do is give you a walledgarden config
* The MAC address database is global and lock-free
* The only real authentication is locally in Layer 2
* Ever change the locations/names of their config files