This is really bizarre advice, especially given that most of your complaints do not apply to the Surface Pro 3.
"border accuracy with the pen is awful" - SP3 uses an entirely different pen technology
"touch keyboard is useless rubbish" - Get the type cover instead. I'm pretty sure the touch cover isn't even manufactured for the SP3.
"original pen has only one button" - Not the case for the SP3.
Disclosure: Microsoft employee