funny, this reminds me of the typical series of bugzilla comments i make when I'm debugging something. although this is a lot more detailed and thorough than I ever am...
and guess there is opportunity here. FBI agents can be excellent trainers for issue tracking and documenting projects. One of them should start a blog.
This is a case where I want to upvote you if you were being sarcastic, and downvote you if you were not. :)