In the comments, Cabel from Panic explains in some more depth the interactions they've had with the App Store reviewers. The comment ends on a peculiar note:
"It’s hard to describe the legitimate emotional toll we feel when we’re angry or frustrated with a company we love so deeply. But then we realize it’s never Apple we’re frustrated with. It’s always the App Store."
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not because it has a such a strange echo of both Kafka and Stalin. "It's never the Revolution we're frustrated with, just those over-enthusiastic types at Cheka..."