That's why I hope StackPHP gets some traction and more people create framework agnostic libraries (e.g. phpleague).
You don't need to download the entire Symfony framework
It does tie you into the Symfony Request object, but otherwise there are no other dependencies.
People work on what interests them when it comes to open source. Besides, most of what you're describing is already being worked on (and naturally, being disparaged as unnecessary or a poor solution by plenty of commentators on HN).
By the way, your entire comment can be applied to just about every single project that's posted to HN. To the point of irrelevance.