I really don't understand why people have such issues with monads. I don't have a haskell background and originally built up most of my functional programming skill in Python (going somewhat against the grain) and I find monads to be a fancy scary term for an extremely simple concept. I think if they were named something friendlier perhaps people's eyes wouldn't immediately glaze over and they could realise that, actually, monads are just a simple strategy for controlling how things are executed/computed. Computational or execution strategies, if you will. Lets just call them strategies and see if they are less confusing and scary?