Well, there's always the Tesla P85D, which they briefly mention in the article. That's the real performance version. It's quite a bit faster at 0-60 mph than the M3, roughly 3.2 seconds vs 3.9 seconds.
And the Tesla is quiet. Here's a great video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QERGldfZA5A
I don't know how well a Tesla corners compared to German or Italian competition.