> Despite this long record of failure, AGI must be possible. And that is because of a deep property of the laws of physics, namely the universality of computation.
> [Turing] concluded that a computer program whose repertoire included all the distinctive attributes of the human brain — feelings, free will, consciousness and all — could be written. This astounding claim split the intellectual world into two camps, one insisting that AGI was none the less impossible, and the other that it was imminent. Both were mistaken.
etc etc etc. He literally spends more than 60% of the (very long) essay arguing against your "summary".
Anyway, a real tl;dr is right at the top of the page: "Expecting to create an AGI without first understanding in detail how it works is like expecting skyscrapers to learn to fly if we build them tall enough." and then the last sentence: "it is plausible that just a single idea stands between us and the breakthrough. But it will have to be one of the best ideas ever."
In other words, AGI is provably possible, but the author believes that we're going about it all wrong (behaviorist-inspired neural nets running on training sets, etc.) and need a philosophical (specifically: epistemological) breakthrough to move forward.