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A maypole is a tradition in several countries:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypole#Germany_and_Austria

Me neither, and its my last name!

It's a thing even in Northern Germany, which usually isn't very traditional.

And it's even bigger in the more Catholic parts (ex-pagan symbols often didn't sure survive the Reformation and its sola scriptura ideal). Although there's more larceny and alcohol involved than dancing with ribbons.

But while we're talking about stealing things, I think this went in several directions, with lots of Norse views and figures being influenced by other religions, including Christianity. Vikings and their sagas aren't exactly ancient.

Speaking about Vikings and ancient stuff, the Maeshowe tomb on Orkney has a lot of entertaining Viking graffiti left after a group of warriors sheltered there from a snowstorm:

http://www.orkneyjar.com/history/maeshowe/maeshrunes.htm

[At almost 5000 years old Maeshowe definitely qualifies as ancient.]