Because I'm an academic who believes in education and getting details right. And also because I don't want to have people panic unnecessarily.
Name a real system that uses H(m||k) that you trust. H(x||y) MAC schemes are a hallmark of DIY crypto, and DIY crypto systems are the ones that get broken first.
I wouldn't say that it's a hallmark of DIY crypto so much as it is a hallmark of not understanding crypto -- like advertising the use of AES-256 without mentioning the block cipher mode, or treating SSL as a silver bullet.
You're right that I wouldn't trust a system which used SHA256(m || k) as a MAC; but if I was hired to fix such a system, that would be the last thing I'd fix. I'd start by looking for the security flaws.