Patrick.
You're fired.
Anonymous Throwaway Account? Yes, you over there. I'm looking RIGHT AT YOU. Yes you.
You're the new CEO.
Get to work. Explain this to everyone else on HN. The clock's ticking!
You're fired.
Anonymous Throwaway Account? Yes, you over there. I'm looking RIGHT AT YOU. Yes you.
You're the new CEO.
Get to work. Explain this to everyone else on HN. The clock's ticking!
But I'll play along. I'll be taking Starfighter in a new direction. Most notably, we'll be reorganizing how we react to online discussion. Anonymous critics will be summarily executed unless we cannot identify them, in which case they shall merely be barred from Starfighter for life, which, if you believe our marketing department (AND AS CEO I DO IN FACT I'M SORRY I IMPLIED IT WAS POSSIBLE TO DOUBT THEIR CLAIMS), will make it very difficult for them to find work in the hiring utopia that is the post-Starfighter process.