I understand the scientist's desire for rigour, but ...
Most people won't bother reading the article at all. If it's up-voted or liked enough, the title is the truth. We all do it. We all accept a sentence as truth if we trust the source enough, without checking the facts. It's impossible to check all the facts all the time.
But the WaPo article isn't about the truth. It's about beliefs. The party line.
The belief that 'I, through my sinful actions am causing the ocean to slow down'. Ridiculous, but that is what most people will get from reading that headline. And maybe it's not that bad.
It doesn't matter what the truth is, it matters what you believe the truth to be.