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I wish I commented frequently enough on HN to have earned the downvote button by now...

I feel like the only proper way to treat April Fools jokes is to bury them.

Even then, there is no downvote button for submissions - only for comments.

Duly noted!

That's just wrong, there is a flag button just like there are for comments.

The downvote button and flag button are separate buttons.

I believe the downvote button is unlocked at 500 karma.

It seems there is no downvote button for stories, per the FAQ.

That said, I wouldn't flag this, just try to push it off the first page. People can share what they like.