Man, I'd love emery boards as conference swag (#9). I've got enough shirts and 256KB USB keys to last me a lifetime. And I guarantee, even as male who isn't all that obsessed with his manicure but likes smooth nails, I'll see sponsor name much more often than I would on a dated USB key that sits in a box until electronics recycling day comes.

I'd preface my next statement with "all kidding aside" were I actually kidding, but as a male manager who has actually chastised males on my team for refererring to the females on that team as "the girls" (#2 on the list), I have to say "good luck" with getting that list implemented. I say that because even though I obviously agree with some of the items, I just internally sigh when reading half those items. Pick your battles, as the saying goes, and this list has a lot of metaphoric hills that aren't worth dying on.