We integrate into a number of third-party applications, and in the description of our app in their app store, we had a line like "We provide savings and analytics" and it put the ellipses in the most inconvenient place possible.
> Sean Le Van is 13.
You don't believe him when he says he is 14?
Last year Sean Le Van said he was 13, this year he's 14. Which is it, Sean?!
Don't underestimate this kid. He probably has a great sense of humor, too.