I recently had this very same realization after opening some crusty PPTX on Android and seeing those awful animations.
The poor soul that had to port that stuff..
The poor soul that had to port that stuff..
He was pretty good, but there were parts of his psyche that seemed . . . damaged.
You couldn't pay me enough... not because I wouldn't want a fat salary, but because I literally do not think I could actually bring myself to do it. It would require drugs.