So we have established that your factual knowledge of varnish is severely lacking (and/or skewed) and now you just demonstrated that you have no idea who you are lambasting either.
Let me know if you ever want to have a fact-based discussion, in the meantime, don't get cold up there, on your high horse.
I gave a talk called "NSA Operation Orchestra" some time ago, I recommend you watch it, it might give you something to think about.