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1. Get a infinite number of monkeys into a room

2. Give it one of these problems.

3. Profit!, of course minus the cost of the bananas.

You forgot step 2.5. Find the scrap of paper with the correct proof on it among the infinite scraps of paper without the correct proof on it.

And step 2.25: find the scraps of paper under the infinitely tall pile of monkey poo.

Finally, some humour on HN!

No need -- just submit them all!

Submit 'em all. Let peer review sort 'em out.

Then there's 2.7 -> Wait for 139 decades until they sift throught the infinite number of papers and find the correct piece of scrap with the solution.

Also, 2.8 -> Hope the prize is corrected for inflation.

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