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Advice always seems vapid when you ask someone to create a quip or an aphorism and attach their name to it so it can be displayed in a public place.

True, at least in some cases. You may like the anonymous comments then: http://hbs1963.com/wisdom/anonymous/

For a successful marriage, don't eat crackers in bed

Some of it's pretty practical.

If that's the sacrifice for a successful marriage I'm not sure it could be worth it...