3 Dollar Websites by Donald Trump

>Donny personally guarantees your Internet website will cost $3 or less. If not, there'll be hell toupée!

Nothing can trump the special place in my heart for bad puns (is there such a thing as a good pun?)

"Dan Lungren is running for attorney general." -- Andy Hasse

"Did you register his domains?" -- me

"Com, net and org!"

Is there some context I'm missing here?

Apparently Trump said some silly stuff [0]:

> On HealthCare.gov: "We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites ... I hire people. They do a website. It costs me three dollars."