Seriously? You'd take a job that requires that you lie about your personal life?
File it under Dale Carnegie's "How to win friends and influence people".
If there could ever be a treatise on psychopathy, that'd be it.
Although having said that, judging you so much on your "fit" is a pretty big red flag.
Everyone has hobbies just take the time to think about it and you will come up with something better than "none" which is not really exciting to hear and might send the wrong signal to the recruiter that you are not interested enough in the opening position.