That would involve moats and drawbridges. With gears & swords and sprockets on show-hn and how to avoid overheating and chafing in armor in ask-hn.
You're off by about 200 years
Yeah, no, this was actually yesterday. Today I'm thinking about fungi porcini with eggs, fresh potatoes and lardo me and my wife made from the family pig.
Glad to hear you ate food and browsed the internet. Welcome to the modern human condition!