"When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

Too much?! You make that sound like a bad thing! This totally reminds me of HHGTTG and I want one! Very neat product.

There's a very good reason Dent liked tea. Too bad that Vogon ship couldn't get it right... should have had a teaBOT. I think Douglas Adams would have agreed. #BotThisShip