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The four year old in me lost interest with the double sequence of dark overlay modals that assaulted me the second I tried to read/scroll the article.

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The last thing I saw before my iPad's browser crashed out were the words, "ROLEX : Rolex value your time".

ROLEX also values your memory. Scrolling that page caused my Firefox to jump in memory size by about 1GB. "Works as intended."

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