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CallMeV

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A Brit with a very hypnotic voice.
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CallMeV··on Military Bans Disks, Threatens Courts-Martial to Stop New Leaks
Of course they could just tag all authorised USB drives with RFID chips with unique ID codes matching the owners they are assigned to and their clearance levels, and equip their machines and the installations with RFID scanners designed to both detect the RFID and also to verify that the chip matches the drive being used.

If the USB doesn't have the RFID, or it doesn't match the carrier or it has the wrong clearance code or the drive doesn't match the RFID ...alarms, guns, trouble.

CallMeV··on Military Bans Disks, Threatens Courts-Martial to Stop New Leaks
They need to just use their eyes and ears, the old fashioned way. Eternal vigilance is the price for crushing freedom, erm, something.

Better yet, if they want to prevent leaks, just stop doing objectionable things. Especially to their citizens.

CallMeV··on What does it feel like to be stupid? An anonymous Quora user explains.
No. Increasing maturity, empathy, tolerance and wisdom.
CallMeV··on What does it feel like to be stupid? An anonymous Quora user explains.
Wish I could upvote this comment twice. Flowers for Algernon is one of the most moving stories I have ever read.
CallMeV··on What does it feel like to be stupid? An anonymous Quora user explains.
It often breaks my heart when some of my best friends and family reach the limits of their cognitive abilities and display all the intelligence of a Labrador. I love them all unconditionally nonetheless, even if they don't get half of my jokes or most of what I say in the course of the day.
CallMeV··on Ask HN: What's the minimum amount of money you'd consider to be FU money?
Work out what your monthly expenditures are going to be. In the UK, these would include rent and rates, probably monthly mortgage payments if you own the property in which you live, your monthly utilities (electricity, broadband, phone, TV, water, gas) and all the other things you need to pay for each month such as magazine subscriptions.

Do you have a car? Work out the running costs. Fuel, repairs and maintenance, insurance, car tax or whatever your country charges for annual registration.

Add 20% to this figure to take inflation into account.

Now double the running total to cover the basics of food, consumables, kitchen and bathroom supplies, soap etc.

Double the running total again to cover clothes, fancy gadgets and fun stuff.

This is still only a monthly figure. To work out a minimum amount of Fuck You Money, multiply this figure by 60 to give you the minimum that you can live on for five years without having to go and look for more money, or by 120 to allow you financial independence for 10 years.

CallMeV··on SJ Games vs. the Secret Service (1990)
I don't actually have to go to my bookshelf. Bruce Sterling, the author of The Hacker Crackdown, released the text onto the web here:- http://www.mit.edu/hacker/hacker.html
CallMeV··on SJ Games vs. the Secret Service (1990)
I remember what I was doing on the day this happened. And it was just over twenty years ago and all.

A book released after the event, The Hacker Crackdown, gave a blow-by-blow account of the whole farrago. I could not put it down back then. I still own that book. In the light of this last few weeks' nonsense, I'll go and dust it down and read it again.

CallMeV··on U.S. to host World Press Freedom Day
> "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Actually, what he was really trying to say was "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to YOUR death your right to say it."
CallMeV··on State Department Warns Students Against Discussing WikiLeaks Social Networks
And if you never want to work for the Government in any way, shape or form, and in fact feel a desire to tell the likes of Senator Lieberman to go to blazes - and remind him of your First Amendment right to say so to his face?
CallMeV··on Scale of the Universe
Aw, they changed the theme tune.
CallMeV··on (UK) Police to get major new powers to seize domains
Didn't Iceland pass a legal power to enshrine the right to free speech on the web, making it a data haven beyond the reach of these kind of power grabs?

Because it isn't criminal activity that Fitwatch was advocating, but making sure that those people being harassed by the cops had the law on their side, not the UK Stasi.

CallMeV··on Speak geek: The world of made-up language
I've had the link forwarded to me in an email, posted to my Facebook wall, sent to my mobile phone and even handed to me manually, written on a piece of paper. (Really. Who writes these days?)

And now it appears here. I swear, this link dogs my very footsteps like a bloodhound.

I had a nice conversation with Arika Okrent a while back, over the radio. Amusingly enough, the radio program concerned conlangs - and she knows her stuff.

Qapla'!

CallMeV··on Lichess - Don't register. Play Chess.
Didn't that episode end ironically, with the Federation taking over the planet and rendering the currency they'd just won worthless?
CallMeV··on Phrases that announce ‘I’m lying‘
Love this. Perhaps the best response should be to respond with the exact phraseology just used, e.g. to "Don't take this the wrong way, but ..." followed by some negative personal criticism you could reply with "Don't take this the wrong way, but now I really want to punch you."
CallMeV··on Prof Gives Lecture to Prove He Knows Students Cheated; Over 200 Students Confess
I just wish I could plusvote this one twice.
CallMeV··on Brave New World banned from High School curriculum
A supreme irony, since on the same HN page this link appears concerning a letter written about Aldous Huxley's "most beautiful death" on November 22, 1963:- http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/03/most-beautiful-death.ht...
CallMeV··on Pedophilia How-To Book Removed From Amazon
Not surprised this one got removed. That other book mentioned sounds like a confessional, almost: the author's attempt to exorcise his demons from what he has done.

But this book encourages its readers, assuming the readers belong to its target readership, to engage in conduct which could be construed as an attempt to slip through the law and evade a deserved sentence for child rape.

I felt my gorge rise when I saw the title of the book listed in the news articles, and found myself wondering how in sanity someone could write such a book in the first place, unless he wrote it to justify child molestation. Unbelievable.

Imagine if the book had instead covered the topic of how to get away with date rape at parties, or how to get away with beating one's spouse regularly, or how to evade the law and become some sort of anti-Semitic race killer or gay basher or stalker. I doubt that any such book should remain on Amazon's shelves for long. I can't praise the gall of the man who thought to post this book on Amazon in the first place.

Nonetheless, despite its despicable content, I doubt that removing this ebook from Amazon's shelves will stamp it out of existence. From email attachments to sneakernet and passing around on memory sticks, this pernicious-sounding book will likely find itself distributed hither and yon.

And I find that thought discomfiting and sad, but for the fact that those pirated copies would not yield one penny of royalties to the author. And I can't see much wrong in that.

CallMeV··on Ask HN: Do you think intuition is as valuable as rational thinking?
I rely on both, plus a generous helping of muscle memory, sense memory and random chance - I sometimes roll a die and go by the result.
CallMeV··on Ask HN: The one thing you believe is true, but most people think is untrue?
Transcendental infinities and infinitesimals - many different types of infinity exist, both countable and uncountable.

Most people tend to stop at the standard infinity that lies at the top end of the real number line - "bigger than the biggest number you can think of, and then some, plus one."

Never mind that there's another infinity, just as big, at the far end of the negative side of the real number line, and further infinities in all directions when you bring in complex numbers, quaternions, infinitesimals, the uncountable infinities lying between any two arbitrarily chosen adjacent real numbers and so on.

Also, the "Arabic" number system was invented in India. It was only introduced to the West by the Muslims.

Yes, America, if not for Muslims you'd still be counting in Roman numerals.

CallMeV··on Scale of the Universe
Only /a bit/ mad?
CallMeV··on Scale of the Universe
I think he'd have appreciated this site.
CallMeV··on Making things hard to read 'can boost learning'
So the Beeb reports that the boffins believe that pupils retain more data if they have to read it in Comic Sans.

Perhaps the subjects retain more data if presented to them in a horrible font because they believe that if they pass this test first time, they won't have to revisit the horror of staring at a page full of Comic Sans later on down the line.

They should come back to them a week afterwards and ask them if they remembered any part of the test. Then ask them if they would like to stare at another page of Comic Sans, or just answer with what they remember. They might be surprised how many of the subjects might get their memories back rather than go through that earlier ordeal again.

CallMeV··on The Principia Discordia (classic hacker/60's counterculture)
Sweet. I haven't been to this site in a while, but I still have two dead tree copies - an IllumiNet Press 1991 printing and a Steve Jackson Games 1994 printing.

Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

CallMeV··on A computer virus with an entirely new purpose
Shadowrun only feels fun when you know it's a game of fantasy. When cyberpunk concepts previously only seen in the pages of a William Gibson book start erupting into this mundane, boring world of the daily commute and the weekly shop, unfolding into the public consciousness like an ink-stained, holographic neon rose, the fantasy doesn't seem so much fun any more when you're looking at it from the inside. Not so jolly when it ceases to be a game.
CallMeV··on Down with fun: The depressing vogue for having fun at work
That's not fun. That's smoking, drinking and having sex - adult activities, not the regressive infantilism one usually associates with "workplace fun."

If you smoke at your desk, someone will complain about catching secondary lung cancer or it might trigger an asthma attack. Also, the workplace will stink of cigarette, cigar or pipe smoke - not a good sign if you're trying to win a contract from a health store.

If you drink, you'll get drunk at work. Fights could break out, and you'll screw up work that you should be concentrating on. And if you have to get into a car and take off for the client at a moment's notice whilst still drunk, that's deadly lethal.

Other kinds of drugs? Not really. Drinking at work is close to lawbreaking especially where you might need to drive to a client, but smoking a joint in the office is right out.

As for sex ... forget it. You're not going to work for that. You go to work to earn money for you and the company. Where does that sort of adult activity end? Do you allow open displays of sexual activity? Does your firm only allow straight affairs, or do you still go all Victorian if two lesbians or two gay guys take off on some torrid affair, all open public displays of affection in the workplace?

Think about all those employees at your workplace. Think of the one or two that always crop up, even in the most enlightened offices, who will sneer and grumble "Disgusting" under their breath at the sight of two guys locking lips in the copy room.

I know that firms need policies of fun at work to prevent them becoming grim, isolated monasteries. But smoking, drinking and sex are not the best choices of "fun" to allow in the workplace, any more than conversations about sex, football, politics or religion at the watercooler.

CallMeV··on Ask HN: He stole my laptop, and sent me this, what would you do?
Might I point out that if this has happened to other users in the same neighbourhood, the cops will become aware of the emerging pattern. If the thief and his fence start repeating their behaviour, the cops will gather more data and evidence by which they can track down, apprehend and incriminate the culprits.

So the OP ought to report it. This might be the first instance they hear of, or the third, or the eighteenth. But if it fits the pattern, that's one more piece of the puzzle that can bring the day when the thieves get their collars felt by the Law that much closer.

CallMeV··on Ask HN: He stole my laptop, and sent me this, what would you do?
Cops.

Cops, then the bank, then the insurance firm (you did take out contents insurance on the laptop, didn't you?), and then anybody else you have data on stored in your computer.

Ignore anybody telling you that they're going to tell the authorities because you have porn on your drive. It's pretty much a given that every laptop and computer in existence now has some porn on it.

If he knows what services you use, for goodness' sakes change every password you can remember. If your passwords are created by a master algorithm that you happen to have stowed on your hard drive, change that algorithm.

But first and foremost, cops. Give them all of the index and key numbers which identify it. Make sure to let them see that email. It has an IP address, and they can begin investigating from there.

CallMeV··on Ask HN: Why firms don't train workers anymore
Firms haven't started to realise it yet, but by excluding the trainable people, by insisting on this glass ceiling of "two years' experience," they aren't doing themselves any favours.

The lucky handful of geeks with "two years' experience" already under their belt are not going to sit back and let the employer dictate how much, or how little, they are going to get paid. The employer wants to pay them as little as possible - but the candidate can ask whatever the market allows, as much as possible, and if his name's that good, he will be able to gouge the employer for as much as he can get. And if the employer listens long enough, he'll find that all of the others will all seem to be adopting the same gouging tactic, for exactly the same amount - like a cartel structure.

Basically, you're going to end up with a small clique of experienced coders circulating between firms, raking in the money and coming up with the same tired code they've been peddling to the same firms from day one. The incentive to come up with original solutions isn't there - they're not after hiring newbies who might have something new that could knock them off their perch.

In the meantime, businesses find themselves financially in a hole paying for these bloated whales, they're just as much in the dark as they've always been, their programs are just as rubbish, nothing new seems to work - why should it? Working code costs more money, so you might as well just issue new patches - and folding left and right.

There's more money to be made running a cartel of consultants than by opening the jobs market to newcomers, offering them training and keeping the market fresh, competitive, adaptive and, most of all, viable.

CallMeV··on Ask HN: What were you doing when 9/11 happened?
That was the last day I ever used my old pager. I'd had that pager since 1996, and I hadn't actually used it for anything for a good few months. That morning, I listened to my instincts and put it on.

I was at a New Age store buying incense and charcoal blocks for the burner when the pager went off. It was almost 15:00. It had taken till then for the news to come through.

The pager went off just three further times: when the second plane hit, and when each of the towers fell, in turn.

That was the last time I ever received anything on that pager service.

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