GregorStocks

It looks like it'd work fine without them, it just uses them if they're available (presumably they're more efficient/reliable than using straight bash)

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Avoid_Huge_Ships

The final tip being "use the tool I'm selling" makes the preceding 10 seem a lot less compelling. I'll stick to testing my code in prod, thanks.

Yep, that's the first thing on the list, all right. Okay, my turn: split the stock between the founding team evenly.

Trolling guys with guns and a monopoly on violence seems like a bad idea to me.

Companies which hire tens of thousands of people a year do not, in general, have less than two dozen employees.

yes

Counterpoint: http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1f4a9/index.htm