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This will only get worse and expand to other industries.

With no jobs left, most people will probably sign up for military (need bodies when run out of robots+EMT weapons+kessler syndrom yadayada) or/and start organizing massive revolutions in areas most affected (if they got the guts).

If not this, the other path leads to starvation, mesninglessness, getting permamogged my tech elite shareholders and eventual DEATH and end of your bloodline (no money = no family). And now tell me, is life like that worth living?

Elderly fall for slop due to bad vision and bad hearing.

Add “before 2024” to searches.

enough music was made already, we don’t need more.

Easy to solve: just label ALL music uploads after 2024 as AI.

"B-b-b-but what if I create genuine wo—“

You won’t.

NEXT

Wow, its cringe. And I get an iPad with my ferrari! Amazing!

AI has been trained on the common author. If you don’t want to sound like AI, find your unique voice and write less like everyone else.

Why would you proofread in 2026?? Punctuation and grammar errors give further credence to human authorship.

All slopposters should get perma-lobotomized ^

Heres a sentence you will never have an ai say

Right, recent youtube solo lecture vlogs ripe with these clever punchy finishers. Annoying. I know people aren’t smart enough to actually be that witty ad hoc. Makes the whole thing feel fake af

Bro, do i got the bad news for you

We should instaban anyone who uses these patterns on ycombinator. If you talk like that for realsies, well too bad, try being more human and less linkedin next time

Nowhere since gpt wrote it. Normal humans dont talk like that. Normal actual humans with veins, arteries and a fully functioning endocrine system talk like ME

Just pack the fries

AI was used in writing that article. Know how I can tell? "You asked a simple question. They lobbed a document."

" It's a weapon disguised as helpfulness" hello GPT

"Use AI to make things clearer, not longer. Let it sharpen your thinking, not replace it." holy slop goddamn

KeepassXC

And why not support the board? You ste too good for that? Feeling special?

Time to dump on the npcs

What’s the pathological obsession with needing to be a unique snowflake? Nail that stands out should get hammered in, that’s a bad nail.

No, that’s just falling into the “lol so randum xD” meme.

Slopmaxxed, probabilitymaxxed

> You can find legions of people, particularly women, who do not want to be hit on unless they already find the other person attractive.

Tough luck, cupcake. Often you don’t know if she is into you til you approach. Often they are shy. If you keep overthinking this and afraid of being cringe, being filmed or being judged, then your genes will die out and your bloodline will end. But hey, at least you never made anyone awkward and lived a “safe” life. This will sit right with you at deathbed I’m sure.

This guy gets it.

"According to Reddit” - so many lives have been ruined listening to what gremlins on social media have to say.

It’s simple. If you want, approach. It’s not dangerous, you won’t get cancer. If they don’t want to talk, you will stop talking with them and talk with someone else.

"I am deeply afraid of irritating someone or being in awkward situations." - anyone who thinks like this is suffering from abused dog syndrome and unironically has lost at life.

Also, why is he talking about “friends” and “strangers”? We all know he means “women". And there is LITERALLY no problem politely engaging conversation with a strange woman at the gym even if she has earpods on. It’s not a crime, just be normal. You are forgetting that other people are shy too and often want someone to take initiative since in 2026 nobody does.

Why share locked articles? Why would you do such a thing?

"Sitemogs.com" would have rolled off the tongue better

Nano banana is actually a world model. It generates an entire world, then shows you the frame you need.

Look everybody, this mfa can’t rotate an Apple in his head

How is this relevant in 2025? Gemini one-shots all of those. You have to be able to do something LLM can’t.

World belongs to the brave.

If guy keeps ghosting a lot of women, women will see him as more attractive due to massive abundance.