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IsaacSchlueter

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I'm isaacs from Node and npm and JavaScript and stuff.

I don't look at this site much.

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IsaacSchlueter··on No Waiting Room
For some definition of "handles", sure.

Most of our transportation is actually handled by local/state departments. The Federal govt just gives the states money to keep the interstates from falling apart.

Libertarianism is distributed computing applied to economics.

IsaacSchlueter··on No Waiting Room
From the guidelines:

    On-Topic: Anything that good hackers would find
    interesting. That includes more than hacking and 
    startups. If you had to reduce it to a sentence, the 
    answer might be: anything that gratifies one's 
    intellectual curiosity. 
As a hacker and nerd, I'm acutely fascinated by unintended consequences that arise in complex mathematical systems. My interests in economics and programming stem from this fascination.

The article isn't saying "we should do health care like ze germans cuz they got it rite hurrrr". It's saying, "Hey, look at this interesting effect of their policies, which everyone in the debate in the US seems to completely miss."

That being said, I don't want HN to be a source of American health care debates any more than you probably do. I'm bored by the pedantics of it all, and I actually live here.

I saw your comment had been downmodded, and I clicked the ^ to bump it back up. It's an edge-case, and not fair imo that you should lose karma over expressing that opinion. However, if you really feel it's off-topic, you should probably flag it instead of posting a one-liner complaint.

IsaacSchlueter··on Dane who ripped his DVDs demands to be arrested under DRM law
Hey, his lawyer has the same last name as me (though pre-americanized). Neat.
IsaacSchlueter··on My Hilarious Warner Bros. Royalty Statement
Yep. It's pretty incredible.

Good thing startup founders are usually a little bit better at math. Seems like it'd be about like this:

    "Advance" your startup $1M (really, advanced to yourself,
    since you're hanging onto the money)

    Sell the startup dubious services at outrageous prices,
    force them to make your dumb cousin an SVP

    "Pay back" the loan with %10 of the *profits*

    When the profits top $10M, the founders *start* seeing 
    10% of what comes in (after expenses, of course)
I'm in the wrong line of work.

edit: As I read this, I'm realizing that there probably are termsheets out there that aren't far off from this.

IsaacSchlueter··on Starbucks (and Sameness)
And notice how no one does standup routines about having a restroom across the hall from a restroom, or the fact that one of them has a line out the door and the other has no wait.
IsaacSchlueter··on Ask HN: Rate this Start Up - Venmo.com
Your bank lets you send payments via SMS? What's your bank? Mine doesn't do that, I'd be interested in switching.
IsaacSchlueter··on Shameful Innumeracy in the New York Times
Isn't your response to the comment (and my response to yours) guilty of the same fault?

If we keep going like this, we'll meta ourselves up a black hole or something.

IsaacSchlueter··on The Nerd Handbook
In my Windows days, I used SciTE, and coded all day long in Tahoma. It was a dream. I think it also shaped a big part of why I don't ever try to "line up" code with spaces, favoring logical indentation with tabs instead.

iTerm and TextMate can't handle variable-width fonts, which makes me sad. At least I get my pointy serifs with CentSchBook Mono, though.

IsaacSchlueter··on I fell in love with a girl, so I built a web app to dedicate to her.
Nope, not doing it.

The font is way too small. Is there any way to make it case-insensitive? Or perhaps tell someone how close they were, or if they matched any of hte parts of the name?

IsaacSchlueter··on I fell in love with a girl, so I built a web app to dedicate to her.
Alternate spellings would be great, and guessing the first name would also be good. Maybe you could facilitate this:

1. What's your crush's full name?

2. What's your crush's first name?

3. What's your crush's screen name?

I got 3 guesses for her twitter handle, and 1 for her first name, and 2 for first and last name. I happen to know her middle name, and entered that, so it registered all of these as incorrect.

IsaacSchlueter··on Validity of software patents goes on trial today at Supreme Court
Is that really so bad, though? I know that I could get a knock-off of an iPod. But my iPod has guaranteed support from Apple, and it gives me a good feeling to know that I have the "real thing", and not a "fake". For that matter, I could also get a Zune, but I have standards. ;)

If your business model could be so easily undercut by competition, you're Doing It Wrong. People pay more for perceived status and soft values. And the people who are looking for knockoffs were probably never going to be your customers in the first place.

Validity of software patents goes on trial today at Supreme Court. I'm hoping for the death penalty.

IsaacSchlueter··on 9,73,241,561,1081,1849,_?_
Please don't post your homework to the list.
IsaacSchlueter··on Where are the high-end restaurants of software development?
This is the common thread that I have seen through these boutique shops–they all have an owner who is a technical leader who creates a strong culture where (excuse the pun) failure is just not an option.

Wait, what's the pun I'm excusing?

IsaacSchlueter··on Is the Pill giving geeks an unfair chance?
Alternate title: "Is the Pill raising our species' IQ?"
IsaacSchlueter··on JS Wars
Hey, it's using my favicon!
IsaacSchlueter··on C:\ONGRTLNS.OSX
"matter of preference" == "a case for configurability"

Personally, I'm with you. I like the simplicity of the one-app-per-extension model. When I want to edit something, it's easy enough to open it in TextMate.

IsaacSchlueter··on Ask HN: How do you stay (somewhat) healthy?
Taekwondo.
IsaacSchlueter··on Fundable comes to an ugly end
I agree. Seeing stuff like this is scary. My heart goes out to both parties, as I'm sure it's not pleasant for either of them. Even if the story is 100% accurate, and Helm is just a bad guy, no one who's that rotten is happy. It's a shame.

Money has a funny way of ruining even the best of friendships.

Be careful. Do the right thing. Cover your bases to protect against either of you going crazy.

IsaacSchlueter··on CodeThatDocumentsItselfSoWellItDoesNotNeedComments
There's a lot of "short vs long" going on in the comments here. That seems silly to me.

Code should be written so as to completely describe the program's functionality to human readers, and only incidentally to be interpreted by computers. We have a hard time remembering short names for a long time, and we have a hard time looking at long names over and over again in a row. Additionally, short names carry a higher likelihood of collisions (since the search space is smaller), but are easier to "hold onto" for short periods of reading.

Thus, our conventions for naming things should take into consideration the limitations of the human brain. The length of a variable's name should be proportional to the distance between its definition and its use, and inversely proportional to its frequency of use.

Global config setting that gets specified once and used in 4 places throughout the program? 10-20 characters is probably appropriate. Might wanna go with UPPER_SNAKE_CASE to make it stand out a bit more, even.

Iterator variable that you define in a 3-line for loop and then never see again outside of it? Call it "i".

Another way to look at this: The first time you meet someone, you learn their full name. When discussing them with someone else who knows them, you use just a single name. If they're standing right there, you don't bother using their name, but just make eye contact, and maybe a "Hey". Should be the same way with variables.

IsaacSchlueter··on VC wants to see zombie startups shut down
First thought when I saw the title here on HN: Great, as if "rockstar" and "ninja" weren't bad enough, now we're doing moving on to "zombies"? Whats next, vampires?

http://jsvampire.com/

IsaacSchlueter··on Ok lets end this anthropic principle crap now
Agreed.

It's not clear of the OP knows what "anthropomorphic" means. It's not the same as "anthropic".

The anthropic principle is actually an explanation for the irrational amazement he's complaining about.

IsaacSchlueter··on Ok lets end this anthropic principle crap now
Agreed.

It's not clear if the OP knows what "anthropomorphic" means. It's not the same as "anthropic".

IsaacSchlueter··on First subpixel typeface, ever
Interesting. The legibility isn't even comparable to the subpixel font in the OP, however.

This guy's done some very interesting stuff on typophile.

IsaacSchlueter··on Embedding a Web Browser in Emacs
Every application attempts to expand until it can browse web pages. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

— http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/Z/Zawinskis-Law.html

IsaacSchlueter··on How we hash our Javascript for better caching and less breakage on updates
Yes. You're doing it right.

Run-time works fine if you're loading all your JS and CSS from the same machine as your markup. But that's not an approach that scales quite as well.

IsaacSchlueter··on List of Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions
Well, he was killed by the government he helped save from Nazi conquest.

Not quite killed by his invention, though.

IsaacSchlueter··on List of Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions
It's not that tricky. You just click the ^
IsaacSchlueter··on [dead]
That's why he only got a C-
IsaacSchlueter··on Interview With Awesome Female Coder, Corrinne Yu, 3D Engine Lead, XBOX HALO
Interestingly, my first parsing of "Awesome Female Coder" not that she's an awesome coder who is female, but rather than she's an awesome female who is a coder. Which may perhaps also be true, of course, but it sounds as if you're saying that there are aspects of her femaleness that are awesome.

"Awesome Male Coder" makes me think of Chuck Norris typing machine code by roundhouse kicking his keyboard…

IsaacSchlueter··on Obese People Have 'Severe Brain Degeneration'
Yet another reason to stay in shape.
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