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Phlarp

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I'm a web developer with a passion for building things and solving problems.

Minneapolis, MN.

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Phlarp··on Almost every Ferrari sold since 2005 is being recalled
Tesla stans showing up to defend their sunk costs in the sibling replies should be some kind of internet constant. Like rule 42.
Phlarp··on Almost every Ferrari sold since 2005 is being recalled
Exactly like this! In my case, the center console + shifter assembly and driver side instrument panel all needed to be removed to access a sensor that is positioned behind the passenger side air bag.
Phlarp··on Almost every Ferrari sold since 2005 is being recalled
>Someone runs the reliability analysis and says that the sensor isn't likely to fail during the car's expected lifetime

Why exactly does the 'expected lifetime' of durable goods keep getting shorter?

Forest, meet trees

Phlarp··on Almost every Ferrari sold since 2005 is being recalled
Car manufacturers are not without blame in this situation. Their products are designed to be difficult and expensive; bordering on impossible to service.

I have a mid 2000s sedan from the Ford motor company, recently the air conditioning stopped working; initially I engaged with a few different freelance mechanics, one billed me for a pressure system check / recharge, another said they didn't know what was wrong but could do "diagnostics" until I cried uncle on the costs. The car is worth maybe $3,000 so I can't justify a lot of repair costs on it, but at the same time the powertrain is still in great shape. The Ford dealership was able to pinpoint the actual problem, which was a $25 ambient temp sensor-- but it's buried in the center of the dash requiring $1000 worth of labor to replace.

Ultimately I was able to find the ambient temp sensor pins on the glove box wiring harness and bridge them with a 47 cent resistor, tricking the computer into turning my AC back on.

Cars could be so much better. We'd generate less waste if perfectly good vehicles weren't getting thrown away because Ford and GM designed them to fail in opaque and unserviceable ways, unfortunately things have been trending the opposite direction with BEVs and Tesla in particular.

Phlarp··on Apple: Using a camera cover might damage your MacBook's display
Worse actually, there is no physical indicator LED on the latest (M1) laptops, it's an indicator icon in the menu bar.

In the "better" category, Apple claims webcam access is controlled by the secure enclave processor, which is more than most manufacturers do.

Phlarp··on Amazon to acquire maker of Roomba vacuum for roughly $1.7B
There is a WaPo writer salivating over this take.
Phlarp··on Nonprofit markups.org is exposing the most egregious new car prices
Yes, but think of the F150 as an entire vertical-- it accounts for ~40% of Ford's North American sales. To say they have "lots of different trim levels" is a little too basic. There are the standard XL and XLT versions, Lariat, Platinum, Limited, Tremor, Raptor and King Ranch each with their own array of add on packages and upgrades.

F150 owners treat their trucks like gamers treat their RGB desktops. Does the watercooling and lighting package really improve performance? Not really. Do nerds still spend lots of money on them? Absolutely. Putting a lift-kit on the pickup truck that drives exclusively on paved roads is similar.

Phlarp··on I still love PHP and JavaScript
Everything you say is well and good, but the businesses with the legacy codebase (PHP or Javascript) are still trying to pay someone to work on their systems, and quite frankly, their money is the same shade of green.
Phlarp··on Robinhood lays off 23% of staff
And Elizabeth Holmes
Phlarp··on Robinhood lays off 23% of staff
If the CEO picks the board, and packs it full of his other CEO friends, who all have him sit on their boards too, and everyone rubber stamps each others compensation packages; isn't this circular blame game awfully beneficial to all of the CEOs at the expense of all the non-CEOs?
Phlarp··on Robinhood lays off 23% of staff
If nothing else, he also got unlimited personal use of the company jet.
Phlarp··on Outside the safe operating space of a new planetary boundary for PFAS
https://www.semi.org/en/blogs/semi-news/fluorinated-chemical...

Big tech has a big PFA problem

Phlarp··on I Looked into 34 Top Real-World Blockchain Projects So You Don’t Have To
Enforcing it is trivial for a sovereign nation that issues it's own currency and collects taxes in that currency.

Just as we've seen; they can regulate the on/off ramps between local currency and crypto.

If you've got a method to turn meaningful amounts of BTC into USD without being subject to KYC regulations; then the US government is probably already building a federal money laundering case against it.

Phlarp··on Show HN: Doxx Me – See how doxxable your phone number is
> One day, we may be able to be a standard for this tool to be used in OpSec where a number can't be added as 2FA if it's below a specific score

Or more likely the data you've collected gets liquidated (or stolen) at some point.

Phlarp··on Show HN: Doxx Me – See how doxxable your phone number is
I gave it my "throw-away" number, after going through the text code validation it spit out a relatively high score, listed my carrier as Tmobile, "no associations" in all the categories and then sent a follow-up text "Thanks for letting us doxx you!"

Between that and a crypto bro founder / CEO this seems more like a pretext to harvest mobile numbers.

Phlarp··on Millions of Americans Regret the Great Resignation
>Also, is Bloomberg having a conflict of interest to report on these issues since they get ads from Fortune 500 companies that resented the great resignation?

It's so much deeper than that. This is a journalism organization by the top .1% for the top .1% owned by one of the richest men in the world.

See also: The Washington Post or The Wall Street Journal.

Phlarp··on A $3B Silk Road seizure will erase Ross Ulbricht’s debt
In any other situation, testimony or evidence from such an easily impeachable witness would get laughed out of court. Why do we allow it from cops?

If a journalist or academic gets found to have knowingly fabricated even the smallest detail it immediately calls into question their entire body of work, and even colleagues they may have worked with.

These are federal agents and the best standard we can hold them to is "oh, we don't have direct evidence of other crimes so we'll just assume the first time we caught you was the first time you did it"

They sold him details of the case for bitcoin into their personal wallets. It wasn't part of a sting or intel operation. The same cops that built the case against him were themselves indicted for money laundering payments they received from Ross. Multiple independent agencies and field offices with rogue agents undermining the cases they were building in real time for personal gain that was contemporaneously worth less than a million dollars.

Phlarp··on A $3B Silk Road seizure will erase Ross Ulbricht’s debt
Did anyone die as a direct result of Ross giving an order / paying for a murder?

Did the police investigating Ross misrepresent these murders to him while they were occurring?

Did the police investigating Ross attempt to enrich themselves by stealing illicit funds from his drug enterprise or by selling him details of the pending investigation?

I'll give you that the courts have repeatedly held the police can legally do most of these things, and that even having lying/stealing cops running the investigation doesn't invalidate the fruits of that investigation. Perhaps you could also concede that a lot of observers are going to have difficulty seeing the difference in these two shades of grey?

Phlarp··on A $3B Silk Road seizure will erase Ross Ulbricht’s debt
That's certainly how the courts have interpreted things. As always the distinction between "Legal" and "Justice" is left as an exercise to the reader.

For my 2 cents it seems entirely reasonable that an armed gang backed by the state would consider themselves to be individually above the law, since they are constantly told that the ends always justify the means, no matter how odious those means may be.

Phlarp··on A $3B Silk Road seizure will erase Ross Ulbricht’s debt
He also never actually had anyone killed, the feds created the personas attempting to 'extort' or 'steal' from DPR. The feds detailed their transgressions to DPR and introduced the idea of murder + offered to commit the murders for a fee. Afterwards they fabricated evidence of the hit(s) to steal money from him. --These were the "above board" official and sanctioned things that the feds did during this investigation.

Shaun Bridges of the US secret service and Carl Force of the US DEA were siphoning bitcoin off to their personal accounts throughout the investigation. Bridges even tried to flee the country while on bail.

Think what you want about Ulbrict, but the cops that took him down were every bit as dirty as he was, if not more.

Phlarp··on Starlink Maritime
I was thinking of a gimbal to point the laser, but now that you've introduced mini telescopes and the jerk plus reaction control systems on the rx side of this equation I'm out. For inter-sat comms directional / beam formed RF feels like a better solution. The only reason you'd go for lasers here is thin civilian cover for developing a weapons platform.
Phlarp··on The Crime That Killed Shinzo Abe
So instead a foreign company gets all that power?
Phlarp··on School’s out for summer and many teachers are calling it quits
>Virginia did all the investment to attract tech companies to the area

Aren't these tech companies all there to do government services contracting? Seems more like DC is providing industry / jobs to Virginia

Phlarp··on School’s out for summer and many teachers are calling it quits
Wow I just looked up Sunset Valley, population 700 and a median household income almost double that of Austin. They get fire, EMT and education services from the larger Austin area, but provide their own municipal police. Obviously all this requires a mayor and 5 city council members to manage.

There is even an enclave within the enclave that carves out a single medium density housing complex. Can't have the unwashed masses using any of THEIR community resources.

Phlarp··on Starlink Maritime
The laser part seems easy, the targeting part seems hard. I'm imaging some type of gimbal, is there a better way?

Also seems likely that if they can find a way to make small sats with the ability to accurately point a laser at another sat, that would have pretty obvious implications to the defense dept. SpaceX is a military contractor after all.

Phlarp··on Starlink Maritime
>I'll believe it when I see it.

This whole "yea inter-sat free space fiber links are totally going to happen" charade smacks of the same hype baiting as "full self driving by end of year" nonsense that Elon has been spouting since 2018.

The Starlink "team" did an AMA on reddit[0] last year and it was comical how empty the answers were. People asked about the space lasers and the answers were all "yea it's a really hard problem, BTW we're hiring!" which honestly felt like an admission from HR that they're looking for engineers willing/able to cash the checks marketing already wrote.

[0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Starlink/comments/jzozv3/every_answ...

Phlarp··on The ‘E-Pimps’ of OnlyFans
>You can't lie to people to get money out of them.

Ok grandma, lets get you to bed.

Phlarp··on The ‘E-Pimps’ of OnlyFans
I guess I'm stocked up on cringe for the whole week now
Phlarp··on Watching an acquirer ruin your company
>Each consecutive job hop past 15 years got me better pay, better benefits and sometimes a better job (sometimes it was equaly shitty as the prevous one but for better money). This does not happen for unionized workers.

As a counter-example to this specific point, the Screen Actors Guild does a tremendous amount of work to raise the pay and conditions of the median earning actors, without preventing the highest performing members from negotiating compensation in line with their ability to contribute to the success of a project. We can have our cake (collective negotiation) and eat it too (million dollar+/yr IC roles).

Other notable examples; State bar associations (lawyers) and the American Medical Association (doctors).

Phlarp··on Watching an acquirer ruin your company
And still too busy smelling our own farts to unionize.
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