First of all, was writing in that arrogant, insulting tone really necessary? Please. There's no need to insult your readers.
And also: "Unlike my friends at the Free Software Foundation, I believe in choice. At the end of the day though, I’ll keep my iPhone." Is that sarcasm? I found it hard to tell, but I hope it is. Because if anything, 'choice' doesn't come into play anywhere in the iPhone... And his mistrust of Google is completely irrational (well, given his trust of Apple or whatever other smartphone company; personally, I think I would avoid putting all my assets into one company anyway.)
So yeah. Either I failed to understand this article and it was supposed to be funny or a parody, or this is just slightly pointless and aggresive... (Although upon further investigation, if this is by you, unalone, I suppose that's just your writing style, given your profile.)