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SheepSlapper··on Stanford CS007: Personal Finance For Engineers
I lived in San Leandro and earned less/saved the same or more as the other guy. Two bedroom apartment for $1600, 45 minutes to an hour commute into the city for work. Definitely not a place I'd send my kids to school though.

You might have luck on the other side of the bay (Alameda is where I'd live if I ever went back) or far enough south out of the city. But no matter what cost of living will be higher than it should be.

SheepSlapper··on How to Survive a Robot Apocalypse: Just Close the Door
It reads like a robot wrote this submission title
SheepSlapper··on What Other People Do in the Morning Doesn’t Matter
Reminds me of what I do with my teams: Try new stuff that other people have had success with and see if it sticks. If it's not providing value then get rid of it and try something else.

This kind of pragmatism is useful in all aspects of life.

SheepSlapper··on Show HN: MoneyGame – Browser-based business simulation game
I'd play with this if it had SSL enabled so I'm not passing info across the wire unencrypted :/
SheepSlapper··on Burn the Programmer
I used to work construction and a lot of the concepts translate well to software. You learn pretty quick that if you half ass something early in the build it'll come back to bite you later (didn't place your studs 16 inches apart? Enjoy marking them all out so you can put up drywall).

The tools are different but the ideas are the same.

SheepSlapper··on As epidemic rages, ER study finds opioids no better than Advil and Tylenol
The discussion around opiate abuse isn't about the extreme cases. Yes, if I get 3rd degree burns then I want to be as out of it as possible until the pain goes away.

The problem isn't the extreme cases, it's the every day ones. Opiates are being massively over-prescribed in cases where OTC medicine or a shot of whiskey would suffice, and this over-prescription is a driving force behind the addiction epidemic.

SheepSlapper··on As epidemic rages, ER study finds opioids no better than Advil and Tylenol
Agreed, I've been lucky and only required a few surgeries in my life. Every time I get handed a jug full of opiates, and end up taking ibuprofen instead. Personally the pain management I get from ibuprofen is similar (definitely less, but sufficient) to the opiates but without the side effects.
SheepSlapper··on Uber's Employee Ratings Put Women at a Disadvantage, Suit Says
The pendulum has swung so much further in the other direction that it's become trendy to be a victim. That's a very self-limiting mindset to have.

If you're watching the media then I assume you saw the article today about the bigoted statements that occurred last month at the Air Force academy? Turns out the "victims" were the ones that wrote those messages> Because claiming victimhood status is socially beneficial these days.

Not to say there aren't real problems out there, but we're deep in "boy who cried wolf" territory.

SheepSlapper··on Ask HN: Why do you guys work so much?
I've worked at three different startups so far, and I think it all boils down to two things: how much you believe in the product, and what the culture is like.

At my first startup the culture was really great (in the beginning, at least) and the product was really cool. I had more fun working in that office than I would if I had been going out every night after work instead, so the 12 hour days didn't seem intrusive.

At my second startup, it was the complete opposite. The culture sucked, and the product sucked. Which is why I put in what you're calling "bank hours" for a year and then left. Lots of the people there worked much, much longer days than I, and it's because they either believed in the product or they had responsibilities outside of work keeping them there (wife, kids, etc).

Just a few anecdotal observations that (so far) held true for all the places I've worked.

SheepSlapper··on Shop with a Girl
"Shop with a girl" has been a personal mantra of mine for about 10 years now, as it has become glaringly obvious that I can't be trusted to make good clothing decisions (as the fairer sex often reminds me).

That being said, I'm not sure how this will work as a service. How often does your average man go shopping for clothes, really? I could see personally using this service once, and a small percent of men would maybe use it once a year. And only men without girlfriends/girl friends/mothers/sisters/whatever would even consider this an option.

It'll be interesting to see how it all plays out. Good luck to ya :)

SheepSlapper··on Use a Fake Location for Cheap Airfare
I do the same thing, but with booze. The Idaho border is 15 minutes away, and the amount you save (at least, if you drink as much as I do) is well worth the time spent getting there and back.

Or if you're in my area and need cigarettes, you drive to the nearest reservation and buy them tax free (which like you point out, makes a huge difference). This one is a little bit more of a legal gray area, but that never stopped anyone.

SheepSlapper··on Rental America: Why the poor pay $4,150 for a $1,500 sofa
Reminds me a lot of the Sam Vimes Boots Theory:

"The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness."

I know people that rent to own, and while part of me is screaming "WTF, save up for a couple of months" inside, another part understands the thought process that gets you things like couches NOW but at 4x the cost.

SheepSlapper··on DMCA Takedown Notice for Popcorn Time and Time4Popcorn
https://github.com/popcorn-official/popcorn-app

https://github.com/time4popcorn/popcorntime-desktop

https://github.com/time4popcorn/popcorntime-android

Are all unavailable, citing the DMCA request. So... that's probably Github's response.

SheepSlapper··on Loyalty Nearly Killed My Beehive
I was helping a friend of the family out once w/ his bees, and he was the kind of keeper that didn't have any veils. I ended up getting stung three times on the same side of my face (twice in my eyebrow, once next to the eye) when they got angry, and I had to leave ASAP and drive 20 minutes home before the swelling would affect my vision.

I was out of commission for about a week after that. The whole right side of my face was swollen, and I couldn't see out of that eye for most of that time. It looked like I got in a fight and lost :)

And that was the last time I went into a hive without a veil.

SheepSlapper··on Loyalty Nearly Killed My Beehive
I've kept bees for years, and I don't know anyone who does it that hasn't ever been stung. You get stung all the time, regardless of the safety gear you're wearing. Bees will get stuck in a fold of cloth, get mad, and sting (your suit isn't THAT thick). It's hot in those suits too, and your veil will sometimes stick to your skin, which is another way they get you. Or you use the same gear for a few years and it starts to wear. What's really no fun is when a bee finds its way into your suit. Been there, done that :)

What changes is you stop caring about being stung after a while, and you build up an immunity to it (stings start to swell less and clear up faster). And you learn to know when the hive is getting real angry, and it's time to back off for a while. But bees will be bees, and they sting things that mess with them.

SheepSlapper··on The White House Gives Up on Making Coders Dress Like Adults
I thought I read this before, with a different title...
SheepSlapper··on Underappreciated Female Video Game Pioneers
Yup. I know exactly what he means, but we don't have to explicitly say it and open that whole can of worms. I think it's best to grab some popcorn and watch from the sidelines, not actively participate in the silliness.
SheepSlapper··on Sins of software development
Or how about developer maturity? Looking back at some of the projects I worked on when I was just starting out as a professional developer, I can tell you without a doubt that I introduced technical debt. It wasn't because of time pressures, I had plenty of time, it was simply because I was so green that I didn't know any better.

For example, I built a distributed video transcoding system a few years back, and for the use case at the time it worked great. But let's say people want a new video format? That's a large rewrite. Want to add more servers into the worker pool? That's a large rewrite (the code was written to assume a 1:1 ratio of certain servers, which was dumb).

Basically anything that you might want to change was made harder by the code that I wrote to get the job done initially. Over the years you start to recognize that, and write your code a little smarter and more change tolerant (hopefully introducing less technical debt).

SheepSlapper··on A Diablo 3 Story
I made about $65 playing D3, which turned out to be pennies per hour. But it paid for the game, and it made me feel good about wasting so much time.

I also just sold a TF2 hat for $56... not sure how I feel about that one. http://i.imgur.com/Loqrvbw.png

SheepSlapper··on Mistakes You Should Never Make
As a developer, I've been on the receiving end of "we promised the client we could do this, and they've already paid us, so get to it" more times than I can count... it's my least favorite salesman trait, by far.
SheepSlapper··on Microsoft laid me off after 15 years of service. Life after Microsoft?
Not to mention the fact that he worked there for 15 years. Successful companies don't make a habit of holding onto bad employees for that long :)
SheepSlapper··on Ask HN: What are good blogging platforms for programmers?
I like WordPress for the basic use case, and if you're self hosting it's super easy to get up and running.

The downside is that it's popular (thus a target), and left unpatched or unprotected it's easy to mess something up and become part of those Viagra ad rings ;) I've hosted, set up, or fixed dozens of WordPress blogs, and a few have been compromised for one reason or another (you find lots of PHP shells in upload directories).

Not to mention the fact that once you get outside the basic use case (blogging), and/or you start using plugins, things get convoluted FAST. There're a million plugins for WP, and if you're lucky the one you pick will do exactly what you want. But chances are it won't, and you'll spend hours digging through spaghetti code to get it to work for you.

SheepSlapper··on $35/Week – Eating well on $35 a week
Eating healthy and not having to cook seem to be conflicting ideas, as far as I can tell :)

Places like http://www.blueapron.com or https://www.plated.com will send you fresh ingredients pre-portioned, and then you spend < 30 minutes preparing your meal. And you can get decently healthy snacks through something like https://naturebox.com that are more "feed me like a hamster".

But if you're not rolling in the dough, then learning how to make a handful of quick/easy meals is going to be the healthiest/cheapest option. Cooking doesn't have to be hard or time consuming, especially when you consider leftovers :)

SheepSlapper··on Market Size and Demand for Marijuana in Colorado [pdf]
My hometown of Spokane, WA just opened the first legal marijuana store all of two days ago. They sold out right away, so... the demand is definitely there.

What will be really interesting to see is how the state can compete with the existing growers/dealers RE: price. Right now to buy marijuana legally in Spokane it's about $700/oz. Your friendly neighborhood dealer will have it for $200. As it is now, there's not a lot of incentive for the old growers/dealers to go legal, because it'll cut into their profits (and their customers won't want to pay more anyway).

SheepSlapper··on This is what happened when I drove my Mercedes to pick up food stamps
Very few cities in the US have public transit that's "good enough" to not have a car. When I lived in the Bay Area I didn't have a car, which was mostly ok. I would walk 30 minutes to a BART station and then be in the city in no time. The grocery store was only a few blocks away, so as long as I made a few trips a week (since I could only carry so much) it was fine.

But I just moved back to Washington, and there's no way you could do without a car here. The busses only cover about half the city, and they're few and far between (and they only run until 10pm). I'm 10 minutes away from a grocery store by car, so walking is out of the question. Cities that aren't packed full of people don't have a reason to invest in their public transit systems, because the payoff isn't worth the cost (there's just too much space to cover for so few people).

SheepSlapper··on Living in a Fool’s Paradise
Only in the Bay Area do people say "Well, if your household is making half a million a year it's affordable!" It reminds me of the Wall Street Journal disconnect last year [0] regarding taxes (those single mothers making $250k a year are really suffering). The Bay isn't the real world by a long shot.

I just moved away from the Bay Area for this exact reason. I went from making $120k a year to $85k a year, but in Washington I can get a decent family home for $150k. The Bay Area can't come remotely close to matching that kind of deal, even with the ludicrous salaries.

[0] http://i.imgur.com/bdgZa.jpg, http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142412788732368960...

SheepSlapper··on Nobody. Understands. Punctuation.
From Wikipedia: "Without a serial comma, the above dedication would read... a phrase ambiguous only if the reader accepts the interpretation..."

In this case the serial comma isn't creating any ambiguity, the bad writing is (and the serial comma shifts the ambiguity to the second/third item being listed). When they suggest a better way to write the example sentence, it uses the Oxford comma both times (though I'd argue that the second sentence isn't a solution).

I agree that nothing is ever absolute (hah), but the Oxford comma takes care of ambiguities most of the time, and merely shifts the ambiguity around when appositive phrases are thrown into the mix. And reducing ambiguity should be the goal of every writer.

SheepSlapper··on Nobody. Understands. Punctuation.
I love the Oxford comma, because it leaves no room for ambiguity. I've heard anecdotes of people omitting the comma in contracts and having it come back to bite them in the butt... but who knows if there's any truth in them or not.
SheepSlapper··on Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (June 2014)
Location: Eastern WA, Remote, Full Time | Contract | Part Time

Stack: Full stack dev, PHP (Laravel, as of late), C# (ASP.NET MVC, WebForms, et al), Python, a few types of SQL, various Linux server tech (apache, memcache)

Resume: http://www.stephenleefischer.com/resume

Contact: gmail - fischer.stephenl

Overview: I'm looking for remote work solving interesting problems, preferably focused on the backend work. I've spent a fair amount of time working with Windows servers at my day jobs, but run Linux at home and for most of my side projects. I've been paying the bills as a web developer for a while now, but I'm looking to get back into creating the server tech for client/server software.

SheepSlapper··on Experiment HN: If you end up with anything interesting, post the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbir_Rahman

I got both the smallest Wikipedia page I've ever seen, and the one with worst "words I understand" to "words that make me go 'huh?'" ratio I've come across.

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