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SimHacker··on Homeopathic remedies recalled for containing real medicine
Stopped clocks put in clinical trial contexts have been shown to occasionally tell the actual time, too.

Mercury sulfide, asbestos ore and lead oxide might give you an erection thanks to the placebo effect, but pornography has been proven to be much more effective with fewer side effects, and can be delivered efficiently over the internet.

SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
Not as stupid as the people recommending that OTHER people give up their freedom to marry to make a political point that nobody should have the right to marry.
SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
I think you've done a pretty good job of painting yourself as a selfish asshole, and trying to paint yourself as the victim is less ingenuous.
SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
"I have no chance of achieving my overreaching goal of abolishing marriage for everyone, but by teaming up with religious bigots and homophobes, who I agree with about preventing gay marriage, but disagree with about preventing straight marriage, at least I can achieve a small part of my unattainable goal by perpetuating discrimination against a small minority of historically oppressed people, because they have less power to defend their right to marriage than the general population."
SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
The reason you're getting tired of seeing this interracial marriage argument is because it demonstrates that your weak unconvincing arguments in support of bigotry against gays are the same as other people's weak unconvincing arguments in support of bigotry against mixed race couples. The reason you are tired is that you are wrong and on the wrong side of history, and you're wasting your energy fighting an uphill losing battle.

So stop complaining that people arguing for marriage equality are making you tired by pointing out that you're no better than bigots who argue against mixed race marriage. People's right to marry the partner they love trumps your right not to be tired of making weak unconvincing arguments. You are not the victim here.

SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
Let alone making it with a sentence in the form of: "Bla bla bla, BUT something that directly contradicts bla bla bla."
SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
Intolerance of intolerance is a well known and thoroughly debated philosophical issue, and the consensus is that it's ethically justified, good for society, and not hypocritical.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

The tolerance paradox arises from a problem that a tolerant person might be antagonistic toward intolerance, hence intolerant of it. The tolerant individual would then be by definition intolerant of intolerance.

Michael Walzer asks "Should we tolerate the intolerant?" He notes that most minority religious groups who are the beneficiaries of tolerance are themselves intolerant, at least in some respects. In a tolerant regime, such people may learn to tolerate, or at least to behave "as if they possessed this virtue". Philosopher Karl Popper asserted, in The Open Society and Its Enemies Vol. 1, that we are warranted in refusing to tolerate intolerance. Philosopher John Rawls concludes in A Theory of Justice that a just society must tolerate the intolerant, for otherwise, the society would then itself be intolerant, and thus unjust. However, Rawls also insists, like Popper, that society has a reasonable right of self-preservation that supersedes the principle of tolerance: "While an intolerant sect does not itself have title to complain of intolerance, its freedom should be restricted only when the tolerant sincerely and with reason believe that their own security and that of the institutions of liberty are in danger."

SimHacker··on Brendan Eich becomes Mozilla CEO
"Gays and straights are treated the same - both are free to marry people of the opposite sex. Gays may prefer not to do that, but they do have the legal right."

That is a totally sociopathic argument, and you know it, and it makes you an asshole for having the nerve to make it.

SimHacker··on [dead]
There remains an huge elephant in the room, Brendan, which causes your message of inclusivity to fall flat.

"I'm sorry." "I was wrong." These are the words abusers never say; you want our forgiveness without actually promising to stop harming people, or explaining what was going through your head when you DID harm people before.

You're not sorry. You refuse to mention you were wrong, and apologize for the tangible harm you caused. You skirt around the well known fact that you donated money to destroy the existing and potential marriages of gay families. Everyone knows that. It's on the record.

Your verbal gymnastics to avoid addressing that fact overshadowed your message. Why didn't you mention that YOU PERSONALLY are the cause of people mistrusting Mozilla's commitment to equality, and explain WHAT you did and WHY you did it, as you have always refused to do.

If you learned anything, and changed your bigoted beliefs, then you should ADMIT to making a mistake, EXPLAIN why you made it, and APOLOGIZE for the harm you caused.

But no, you're still an abuser, because:

You refuse to admit you were wrong.

You refuse to explain what the fuck you were thinking when you donated money to support Proposition 8.

You refuse to explain why you intended and succeeded in destroying the existing and potential marriages of gay families.

You refuse to explain what you learned from being wrong, so other bigots like yourself can learn from your mistakes, and hopefully change their ways.

Brendan: You are a bigot, and an abuser. Not just because of your beliefs, which you have kept to yourself because they are so unjustifiable that you are ashamed to discuss them, but because of your ACTIONS, which tangibly contributed to the success of Proposition 8, thus destroying the existing gay marriages in California and preventing others. That was your intent, and that was the result of your actions, so you deserve credit for destroying those marriages, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

The Supreme Court finally ruled that Proposition 8 was wrong. Can you finally admit that YOU were wrong?

But I am sure you won't, because as a religious bigot, you think you're better than everyone else, and that you have a right to tell other people how to live their lives.

You've so much as proven that with your latest cowardly statement, a non-apology apology, which dances around the fact that you did what you did, that brought shame to the company that you direct, and blatantly avoids saying you're sorry and that you're wrong.

This is how your non-apology apology sounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocv5WdBmSok

SimHacker··on Steve Jobs's response after getting a Google employee fired.
"Public, but not tooooo public! We'd prefer the facts of the matter not to end up in any newspaper articles."
SimHacker··on Steve Jobs's response after getting a Google employee fired.
Dude: think it through. Steve Job's unprecedented :) is overwhelming evidence of his intent.

When an animal trainer gives a dog a cookie for jumping through a hoop, it's beyond question that the trainer intended the dog to jump through the hoop. Even the dog understands that. That is exactly the situation here.

SimHacker··on Steve Jobs's response after getting a Google employee fired.
Agreed. There's no question that the smiley face in response to the consequences makes the intent perfectly clear.
SimHacker··on MIT professor Marvin Minsky wins $540,000 award
Henry Minsky, Marvin's son, works at Nest on the "Thermogotchi", a digital pet that lives on your wall, that's a sensor-driven, Wi-Fi-enabled, self-learning, programmable thermostat which you train to adapt to your habits and lifestyle, and keep happy by feeding love and energy.

http://www.beartronics.com/

Google liked the idea so much that they acquired the company that developed it. So if that isn't a practical application of AI, I don't know what is.

SimHacker··on MIT professor Marvin Minsky wins $540,000 award
SimAntics is a visual artificial intelligence programming language for scripting the behavior of irrational simulated people and intelligent inanimate objects, developed for The Sims at Maxis. ;)

(That's lower case game industry artificial intelligence, not Upper Case Marvin Minsky Artificial Intelligence.)

http://wiki.niotso.org/SimAntics

http://simswiki.info/SimAntics

http://modthesims.info/t/111469

http://niotso.org/2012/12/23/edith-cracked/

http://www.qrg.cs.northwestern.edu/papers/Files/Programming_...

http://donhopkins.com/home/movies/TheSimsPieMenus.mov

SimHacker··on MIT professor Marvin Minsky wins $540,000 award
"Now what is the message there? The message is that there are no "knowns." There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." -Donald Rumsfeld

Some philosophers of epistemology get things so terribly wrong that they follow incorrect hypotheses for so many years and actually take the country to war based on fabricated intelligence that they knew was in fact provably wrong, which they manufactured for purely political reasons to justify their hidden agenda, yet they still won't admit that they were wrong.

SimHacker··on JsDelivr – The advanced open source public CDN
I am worrid about wb sits with misspelld nams.

Mistakn usrs somtims correctd missd lettrs, so thy downloadd pags from unrelatd servrs.

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A clevr browsr evn maks guesss, which enabls fils with unrequestd but correctd nams to be downloadd in paralll ovr integratd distributd per to per technologis, oftn receivd replis cachd, and latr presentd.

Ys, yt again, browsrs designd by committs enabld Opn Sourcs and Fre Softwars to answr anothr complicatd Internt problm!

SimHacker··on JsDelivr – The advanced open source public CDN
Ys, I prefr.
SimHacker··on JsDelivr – The advanced open source public CDN
2004 calld. Thy want their missing "e" back.
SimHacker··on Why We Cancelled Our Kickstarter And Funded It Ourselves
They highly endorsed "fundzinger" -- but that's not what some people have been saying: http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1119213/fundzinger-do-not-us...

It shows up near the top of the google results for fundzinger, and a fishy sock puppet "Tim Koteke" showed up in thread and did some damage control for fundzinger. No google or linkedin hits for his name or his projects. Then once people started asking for some evidence that he wasn't just making shit up, he (or somebody) deleted the post (which is still quoted in the thread) and he disappeared.

That discussion inspired them to start this thread: http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1126569/kickstarter-boost-co...

If that's the kind of "pr" fundzinger does for themselves, I doubt they do any better for their customers.

So why would they recommend fundzinger so highly? Are they just grateful they didn't have to pay them for the hours they worked (or pretended to work)? Or was there some kind of tit-for-tat: you say nice things about us and we don't charge you for canceling the project. That wouldn't surprise me much, after seeing their lame attempt at sock puppeteering.

...Maybe they should have tried to be hip and cool by calling themselves "Fundzingr", then I would have immediately known they were charlatans.

SimHacker··on Mozilla and Unity Bring Unity Game Engine to WebGL
Who would be interested in "Unityify", an adaptation of Browserify that supports Unity3D's dialect of JavaScript? It would package npm modules so they ran in Unity, and include some shims to wrap the native Unity3D classes in node APIs.
SimHacker··on Mozilla and Unity Bring Unity Game Engine to WebGL
Unity is not a "file format". It's a tool and development environment that reads and writes and edits lots of different "file formats", for which programmers can make runtime and editor components, that artist and level designers who don't know how to program can plug together and configure. And it can create applications for a wide range of different platforms, not just asm.js/WebGL.

It's nice that you're happy coding things up in JavaScript and WebGL just for the web browser, but Unity has a much wider scope than that.

Eventually somebody will write something like Unity that runs entirely in the web browser, and figure out how to make it target all the different platforms that Unity does (once Apple has their brain tumor removed and supports WebGL in their iOS browser for use in anything other than advertisements). But right now there is nothing like it for web development, and it brings a lot to the table that many people really need.

SimHacker··on Roy Wildstein
"Here is how I came to my heartfelt conclusion: I have an intuitive understanding of what it is like to be a caveman, because of all my experience watching Captain Caveman on Cartoon Network. So I put myself in the place of a caveman, and think through what I would do in that situation. And what I would do is to sit quietly in a blind waiting for a rabbit to show up, which I would then grab and bring home for my cavewoman wife to cook me for dinner. I outright reject other people's ridiculous theories that the rabbit would act like Bugs Bunny and that I would act like Elmer Fudd. Therefore it follows logically from my extensive experience thinking through what it is like to be a caveman that this applies to every other human being on the planet, for all time. Therefore I will now describe how I think people should live their lives, if you will please bear with me."
SimHacker··on Emacs is Sexy
Deldo - Vibration Control and Teledildonics Mode for Emacs: "I LOVE EMACS!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo

SimHacker··on Emacs is Sexy
RMS -vs- Doctor, on the evils of Natalism: http://www.art.net/~hopkins/Don/text/rms-vs-doctor.html
SimHacker··on Massive Twitter Botnet
Scientologists buy L. Ron Hubbard books and return them to be sold again and again and again.
SimHacker··on Massive Twitter Botnet
By that you mean it's obviously NSA or GCHQ.
SimHacker··on How to Interpret Ridiculous Web Design Job Posts
Tell that to the Mt. Gox Software Development Department.
SimHacker··on How to Interpret Ridiculous Web Design Job Posts
Groupon sales rep: http://eater.com/archives/2013/08/19/groupon-sales-rep-alleg...
SimHacker··on How to Interpret Ridiculous Web Design Job Posts
The first part of the name before the underscore is the CSS superclass name. The next part after the underscore is the CSS subclass name. And the properties in the style tag are the CSS instance variables.
SimHacker··on How to Interpret Ridiculous Web Design Job Posts
I think that boils down to: "Oo! Oo! Look at this pretty page I just made. Oooooo!"
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