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VonG, King of all uards.
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VonGuard··on Terminated
Yep, this has been going on forever. That's why the Spritely Foundation and Project were created to put all the knowledge on this subject to use in a standards effort.

https://spritelyproject.org/

VonGuard··on Reverse engineering Skifree
Foone is an absolute treasure. Everything they do is pure gold, I swear.
VonGuard··on Podcast: Housing prices soar with rising inflation
That's pretty much exactly what happened in the 1980s
VonGuard··on 50th Anniversary of the Mother of All Demos (2018)
A piece I wrote on this a couple years back: https://thenewstack.io/49-years-ago-douglas-engelbart-predic...
VonGuard··on CNN cutting back on over-hyping everything as “breaking news”
As a retired journalist, I'm just gonna say it: The reason that journalism and reporting a news media tends to become left wing over time is because the people writing the news and trying to stay neutral are paying attention. You cannot possibly pay attention to the real world and not become progressive. To not become compassionate while listening to people's tragedies and injustices all day is inhuman.
VonGuard··on Ask HN: What game do you wish existed?
Bird Life Simulator. From scavengers to hummingbirds, and everything in between. Would need a killer flight model.
VonGuard··on Duck Chess
1 move each, then 1 boxing round. Boxing matches used to go on for an obscene number of rounds...
VonGuard··on Infinite Mac
Hey there! I opened Resedit and began deleting things in the System suitcase. Jammed the emulator up pretty good! Reloaded the page and it rebooted. Great work!
VonGuard··on Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources
How do you fix Twitter? Why, there's computer science for that: https://spritelyproject.org/
VonGuard··on The only thing we should be talking about is the climate crisis
This is indicative of what I think is the primary problem we're all dealing with: we are all told to buy EVs and compost and recycle. It's OUR fault the Earth is dying. The consumers....

Which is HORSESHIT. Doritos bags made of shiny plastic, microplastics in products, pesticides used on crops... All of these things are corporate driven decisions. Those bags are used for chips because they make the shelf life longer, saving them money. Microplastics make it easier and cheaper to produce exfoliating products, which could be done with pumice or other stuff that's more expensive. Pesticides increase crop yield, increasing the bottom line.

So while us consumers are out here fretting over how our single coke can not recycled is killing the planet, large corporations make decisions every day that either make them money or save them money, and do irreparable harm to the world. But instead of fixing these problems, they run ads to tell us to recycle. That highly concentrated soap you use on your dishes that goes into the water supply? It's got a baby duck on the bottle so you can feel better about using it!

We lie to ourselves about all of this. Individual changes in behavior make no difference. The things we litter and don't recycle should simply not be there in the first place. I buy a lot of bacon, but it always comes in an un-resealable plastic bag, so they want you to use a Ziplock on it to put it in your fridge. Shit like that. 100 million decisions made by businesses every day killing the Earth. And we get blamed for it as peons.

Explain to me why we have to fly empty planes around the world just to make sure those airlines don't lose their terminal rights? Everything we do every day is optimized to make money at the expense of every other possible method of worth. We forgo reason, we forgo safety, we give up our world to make money. That's not going to change until there's no money left to earn, and we're all fighting over food.

We know how to fix this. Go to Marin and see their waste reclamation site. There is no landfill in that county. They recycle and compost and handle everything, even hazardous wastes like paint.

We have the tech, we know how to do it. But we don't. This entire comment section is full of the main reason why: y'all want yer money. Gotta make that paper. Fuck the world, I want mine.

Glad I never had kids.

VonGuard··on Ken and Roberta Williams Working on Colossal Cave Adventure Remake for VR and PC
Want to hear Roberta talk about her experience playing Adventure for the first time? We interviewed her in our podcast about this very topic: https://art19.com/shows/the-madecast/episodes/a9172691-a4fb-...
VonGuard··on Gravity Hill
There's one of these outside of Petaluma, CA. Google Map it. I don't want to link to it because the locals are a bit not OK with people hording onto it. It's a small, remote road, but legit.
VonGuard··on The Ur-Quan Masters
It did, indeed, have amazing alien races, extremely unique and original. Everything from the crystaline Chenjesu to the Used-to-steal-humans-and-probe-them-but-they're-not-aliens-they-are-pan-dimensional-beings Arilulaleelay, to the cowardly Spathi, to cryptic Melnorn.

Play it again. It holds up. Maybe even more so!

I recently did an interview with the lead maintainer on this project, for the MADE's podcast. Very timely, and coincided with a major update last year, the first in a long while. https://art19.com/shows/the-madecast/episodes/f64c139a-5d76-...

VonGuard··on Bitcoin value tumbles almost 50% since record November
What really scares me is the TV ads. People like Big Papi and Matt Damon advertising Crypto buying platforms to people during football games is HORRIFYING. Once I saw those ads, I knew the end was near, and that these crypto platforms had literally pivoted to selling these things to completely clueless greedy people.

Like the old adage said, when your shoe shine boy has a stock tip, it's time to sell. And when your aunt has an opinion about crypto, it's time to sell, as well.

VonGuard··on When cigarette companies used doctors to push smoking (2018)
"When asked 'What cigarette do you smoke, doctor?' More doctors said 'Camel' than any other brand."

Abbott and Costello were sponsored by Camel. C-AM-EL-s

C for Comedy

A for Abbott

M for Maxwell

E for Ennis

and L for Lou Costello, put them together and they spell, CAMEL!

https://otrr.org/hotrod/hotrod7.html for episodes.

VonGuard··on Humble subscription service is dumping Mac, Linux access in 18 days
Easy to explain: Some MBA who likes games has been given THE spreadsheet for the Humble company. He or she is now moving things around on the spreadsheet as a daily function of their job.
VonGuard··on Memories of the “Sneakers” Shoot (2012)
Their headquarters is the Fox Theater, now fully renovated and open, in Oakland.
VonGuard··on Stamp collections are fetching whopping prices, but clubs need new members
Incorrect: stamps have a very distinct use. NFTs are just humongous numbers that are metaphorically associated with some.... thing.
VonGuard··on Tim Minchin on Quitting Comedy
Fantastic movie everyone here should watch. Supremely philosophical and funny.
VonGuard··on New York Public Library ends all late fees
Oakland did this in 2020.
VonGuard··on NFT projects are just MLMs for tech elites
He also created a painting that, upon being sold immediately shredded itself. They pulled the plug halfway through, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXKE0nAMmg4
VonGuard··on Facebook thrives on criticism of “disinformation”
100% agree. Leave Facebook and social. IRC is much better. Frankly, context is the issue. My group of friends should not intersect with some other random group of friends. Content should remain within its context. Sharing to everyone is the worst thing possible. It just causes huge conflicts from different contextless people clashing over content the original poster usually considers harmless. Like, if anti-vaxers stayed in their own little groups, it might not be such a problem, but their content gets posted to everyone in everyone's networks, and the meme virus spreads, lacking the important "the people saying these things are fucking idiots" context.
VonGuard··on Supreme Court Finds Google’s Copying of Oracle’s APIs a Fair Use
I suppose so, but I don't think this was something that needed to be decided in court. 100% of software engineers had decided this was fair use already, and built the world on top of this principle. Oracle wasn't even testing the load strength of the bridge, they were just being Oracle: sue instead of innovate.
VonGuard··on Supreme Court Finds Google’s Copying of Oracle’s APIs a Fair Use
Let's hope this is the end. This law suit was a nuclear weapon that could have destroyed the entire API economy. Oracle was irresponsible bringing this suit.
VonGuard··on Ask HN: Who is hiring? (September 2021)
Red Hat is hiring just about everything, from PMs to PMMs to engineers to directors and VPs. We're looking for Kubernetes and Linux people, too!

Red Hat has not been ruined by IBM, and even Gartner just admitted this fact after 2 years or expecting them to screw us up. Frankly, IBM cannot even speak to Red Hatters without approval.

Come join the best open source company in the world. Engineering drives the ship, and your daily workload will be reasonable! Imagine a 40 hour work week!

Almost all jobs are permanently remote, and you can contribute to open source in your spare time without fear of reprisal. We get visas, we have jobs in a ton of different countries, and we do take interns!

https://www.redhat.com/en/jobs

VonGuard··on Apple’s crackdown on multicast
Well, Honda does actually offer an SDK for its cars, but it looks like their cert expired.... https://developer.hondainnovations.com/
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
I mean, yeah. This is not something I WANT to happen. Just, it's probably going to happen, and honestly, it'll probably worse than Nazi Germany. I'm not trying to be some kind of Gaia-theory genocidal advocate. Just a realist who's starting to see that humanity is NOT solving the climate crisis in a manner that involves consensus, agreement, and cooperation. We sincerely suck at those things recently.
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
And whatever a cosmic civilization would want us to comprehend, we likely could not, in a similar fashion.
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
I don't think we'd set up an embassy with the ants and sign trade agreements with them...
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
Effectively, we're the same as gorillas and ants on the cosmic scale, so this is not a good analogy. Humans communicating with amoeba would be a better one. But even so, we're not establishing diplomatic embassies and trade agreements with ants and gorillas. People keep thinking that just because we study ants and gorillas, that means my argument is spurious.

Alien races that see us may find us intriguing, but Douglas Adams did explain this sort of stuff in fantastic ways, for example, when humanity missed the Dolphins' last message to Earth and interpreted it as a really neat triple somersault.

So, yes, maybe gorillas and ants and dolphins are trying to speak with us, but we're not trying to have those conversations. We're having the "Do you want a banana?" conversations.

What people think of when they think of UFOs is diplomatic relations between two cultures. And I am saying that, cosmically, we could no less have a diplomatic relationship between a human society and a cosmically traveling giant brain society than could a person establish diplomatic ties with an oyster. The frames of reference are simply not there to even communicate in a meaningful, cultural way beyond Pearls.

So, maybe I am wrong and the giant brains are reaching out and do want to talk to us, but maybe they speak with asteroids and quarks and we cannot even begin to understand what they want. We're too busy deciding which ant is the correct, one true ant to lead us all.

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