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VonG, King of all uards.
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VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
Definitely agree. Humanity becoming an ingrained part of that living brain would exemplify a giant step forward in evolution for us, and growth for the brain. A maturation.
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
Is that talking to ants, or is that running experiments on them? Because those are two VERY different things. Additionally, talking to an alien race the size of a planet, is probably like speaking Ent: a human's lifespan is likely not long enough to hear an entire phrase of communication, because at the planet scale, shit moves a lot slower, or rather, it should, the way life moves. Hummingbirds move and react way faster than elephants.
VonGuard··on Alien Dreams: The long history of speculation about extraterrestrials
The idea that alien lifeforms we could recognize are visiting us and traveling in space is utterly ludicrous. On the cosmic scale, we are the same thing and same size as an ant. No cosmically connected society would even think of talking to us.

That's because, I believe, cosmically connected societies are, essentially, floating planet sized brains. Their living beings are basically the cells of this organism, and networks of roads, data lines and such are the connective tissue linking the neurons that exist as beings of that planet.

At some point in our future, we'll all be a unified race of people working towards not only the betterment of the planet, but towards the ability for this giant floating spherical brain to reach out to other giant floating spherical brains using methods of communication that can only exist at the planetary scale.

By that time, humanity will be unrecognizable for us. People would be as different from normal folks now as those on the autistic spectrum are. We're evolving, the planet is evolving, and on the cosmic scale, it's the only logical explanation for why the universe seems empty: it's not that there aren't other civilizations, it's that they're essentially so different in scale from us when they reach the galactic phase of growth that we will not be able to tell the difference from a planet-sized brain and a regular planet.

Additionally, the size of the cosmos hammers home the idea that ant-sized being such as ourselves hoping to navigate the universe is simply silly and we shouldn't be much concerned beyond our solar system for a good million years or so.

We can pick this UFO thing back up when we're all one unified peoples across the globe with a single purpose. I will additionally bet that there's about a 99% chance that such a society would be ruled by computer overlords. I'd be OK with that, actually, as we've REALLY fucked things up using people as leaders, recently. I cannot imagine saying that 20 years ago, but here we are.

This will all probably start to happen in earnest (these changes to humanity, I mean) sometime after we install dictators to deal with the climate change problems which we allowed to get utterly out of control to a point where the only solution will be utter dictatorships and violence and instant death for anyone who damages the planet. It'll REALLY suck, but we will hopefully come out the other side with fewer opportunities for greedy people to direct entire civilizations to memorialize their greatness in blood.

VonGuard··on Warmest June on Record for Contiguous U.S.
I have come to the conclusion that climate change will have to cause enough scarcity and enough chaos to require despotic governmental changes towards environmental preservation. It's going to have to get absolutely terrible, and when it does, we'll snap very far back in the other direction and put people to death for polluting...

The mealy mouth bullshit we do now, where every individual is accountable, but the corporations behind most of the emissions and waste are not, is absurd. We'll never have resealable, recycleable plastic chip bags, for example, because that would cost someone money....

We're basically cornering humanity into some kind of horrible hellscape future where we're all going to be killing each other for electricity or waffles or god knows what...

VonGuard··on Ask HN: Who is hiring? (July 2021)
Red Hat | Various Engineering, Management and Marketing Roles | Remote | Full Time

Red Hat OpenShift is the leading enterprise Kubernetes distribution. Red Hat is an open source company to the core, and is looking for engineers around the world for roles ranging from sales support, to marketing, to engineering, to product management. We're growing, and we're still absolutely 100% Red Hat.

What we are looking for: People willing to work in an open environment, with tremendous amounts of collaboration and compromise as we balance the needs of our customers with the needs of upstream communities. You'll have time to contribute to open source projects, plenty of life balance flexibility, and thousands of the smartest people in software to work with. Additionally, almost all positions can be remote, so the location where they are listed is simply where the manager works from. Yes, you can work from home!

A List of Some Open Positions: https://www.openshift.com/blog/join-the-openshift-team-were-...

And for more Red Hat jobs on everything from Java to Linux to research: https://www.redhat.com/en/jobs

VonGuard··on ST3000DM001
OMG, ditto! I grabbed 2 of those enclosures for home use without HDs in them. Didn't realize they had come from Archive.org.
VonGuard··on Welcome to Libera Chat
Eris has actually remerged with EFnet... They need to change the name...
VonGuard··on Facebook's Trump ban upheld by Oversight Board, for now
Probably not. That newspaper LITERALLY makes things up. See this recent story: https://thehill.com/homenews/media/550599-reporter-who-wrote...

It's one thing to get something wrong in a story, it's another to actively make things up and present them as news. NY Post is not worth wiping your shoes on, let alone reading.

VonGuard··on Yayagram
A shame this is only available in Europe....
VonGuard··on Calibre – E-Book Management
Calibre is great, but if you just want to throw a directory at an ebook server and be done, Ubooquity is GREAT! https://vaemendis.net/ubooquity/
VonGuard··on Israel may have destroyed Iranian centrifuges simply by cutting power
Information Technologies have been weaponized, but not hardened, if that makes any sense. A lot of soft targets and heavy ordinance, not so many fortresses.
VonGuard··on Dynamicland
Last I checked, they were in downtown Oakland and you could just knock on the door.
VonGuard··on What went wrong with the Texas power grid?
I remember trees encased in beautiful ice. Freezing rain, basically encased everything in that ice: powerlines, trees, roads, it was a monster.
VonGuard··on TV detector vans once prowled the streets of England
This.
VonGuard··on Dungeon Magazine
I hear you, I grew up playing 2nd edition, and somehow the 5th stuff started off feeling empty for me, though I have to admit the rules are so much better and rolling is so much easier. Pathfinder is like doing math homework, every roll...

5th is finally starting to get some better flavor, however, now taht 3rd parties, and WotC seem to be filling in the gaps. Goodman Games has a line of reissued classic adventures, like Castle Amder and Barrier Peaks, and these books are fabulous. They're updated for 5e, so they offer that old school charm in 5e rules.

Additionally, 5e has so little in the way of specializations and customizations for characters, but that's being cleared up in the newest official D&D book, Tasha's Caldron of Everything. It's got a bunch of specialized subclasses, like the Bladesinger, and a lot of more flavorful text and items to go with your campaigns.

I feel like 5e started off kinda bland, but has been becoming significantly more fleshed out and living over time. And that makes sense: it takes time to add to these worlds.

Oh, also, Kobold Press' Tome of Beasts 1 & 2 are also fantastic 5e books. Great monsters.

VonGuard··on Response to “WireGuard: great protocol, but skip the Mac app”
Completely agree. Apple has nothing but contempt for its developers, and treats them like indentured servants. "Oh it took 10 years to get your app working right? Well, it doesn't work right anymore after yesterday's patch."
VonGuard··on Facebook's advertising integrity chief leaves company
I mean, "Advertising Integrity" and "Facebook" shouldn't appear in the same sentence. Amazon is bad enough with fake reviews and retailers that ship terrible products when advertising them as something better.

So it takes a lot to make me think something is worse and meaner to consumers than Amazon. But sure enough, Facebook is it. Their ads are about 60% complete scams, from what I can tell. I get all these ads for $200 Lego sets for $30! And there are hundreds of comments from people who have bought. Guarantee they all got 1 Lego brick in the mail 8 weeks later, and the site that sold it to them is gone.

This would be bad if it was an occasional thing, but most Facebook ads I see are EXACTLY like this. Bait and switch. They send you a thing so you can't claim they didn't send you anything, but Facebook is making bank off of these dishonest scammers and seems not only not to care, but to encourage it. Oh and the thing they send you is from China, so sending it back costs more than you spent.

VonGuard··on Big Sur bug prevents upgrades to the next version
Leave the Mac behind. Run with great speed in the other direction. Things are SOOOO much better without Apple hardware in my house.
VonGuard··on EA to buy Dirt Rally-maker Codemasters for £1B
Certainly not all of those, but a fair number of those are supported on GameRanger. Battlefield 2, for example. They do still kill games, no denying that, and their track record with MMO's is terrible, but comparing the number of old EA games you can still play on GameRanger with the back catalog of a publisher like Ubisoft, EA has WAAAAY more old games still playable online with GameRanger.

Again, it's not a complete solution, butit seriously supports the vast majority of popular old EA games. Yeah, it doesn't support Monopoly for Wii... but for PC games it's the tits.

VonGuard··on EA to buy Dirt Rally-maker Codemasters for £1B
Actually, EA doesn't always kill games it shuts servers for. In fact, it gave the rights to online hosting of its entire back catalog of games to the amazing Aussie Scott Kevill, who runs GameRanger. You can play games as far back as Dungeon Keeper 2, or as recent as some of the new Battlefields on GameRanger, completely for free. It supports almost 1000 old PC games, and allows you to play online in games that only supported LAN play at launch. Command and Conquer, Medal of Honor, tons of others: https://www.gameranger.com/games/

EA made an announcement about this but didn't make a big deal about it: https://answers.ea.com/t5/C-C-The-Ultimate-Collection/Info-G...

I hate companies that kill online servers for games, and have dedicated a large portion of my life to bringing these games back, but EA hasn't really caused this type of situation in a while, thanks to GameRanger. There's plenty to dislike about EA, but killing online servers is something they actually handle better than most other PC game companies: everything is on GameRanger.

VonGuard··on Amazon reportedly has Pinkerton agents surveil workers who try to form unions
Ah, lovely of Amazon to employ the EXACT same people that Carnegie and Frick hired to beat and kill steel workers in 1892. How long before Amazon has the Pinkertons open fire on the unionizers?

Great prescident, Amazon. No bad choices here. Just the honest, fair dealings of the richest man in the world hiring the same people who've been murdering strikers and unionizers since 1850. Stay classy Jeff!

VonGuard··on Helsinki Relocation Package: City as a Service
Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I'd quite like to be, eating breakfast or dinner, or snack lunch in the hall. Finland, Finland, Finland... Finland has it all.
VonGuard··on RIAA’s YouTube-dl takedown ticks off developers and GitHub’s CEO
Speaking as someone who worked to get a 1201 exemption, and who personally shit in the MPAA, RIAA, and ESA's Cornflakes, I can confirm the 1201 process is stupid. Mainly because the RIAA,MPAA, and ESA always show up tp fight the exemption even when they know literally NOTHING about the exemption being asked for.

We petitioned for an exemption to allow museums and libraries to reboot old MMOs in closed rooms with no network connections. That's because we couldn't get anything more from the Copyright office. Still, the RIAA's lawyer was there to lie and not understand a god damn thing we said, and accuse us of making tools that could be used to pirate any MMO.

I begged for them to tell me where to find such tools, as it would make life so much easier. Their lawyers were complete imbeciles who seemed never to have touched a computer, yet here they were telling a group of game programmers what they could and could not do with their programs.

Fucking horrible people, all of them.

VonGuard··on Nokia selected by NASA to build cellular network on the moon
This reminds me of when the Bush administration gave the contract for building a cell network in Iraq to Worldcom. And Worldcom went bankrupt. Clearly, they were not in the right position to fullfill the contract, but they were in the right position to bribe their way into the contract.
VonGuard··on Cups Printing System Open-Source Development Has Seemingly Dried Up
On the bright side, I can print reliably from Linux now, which is the first time I've been able to do that since 2005. Thanks Greg Kroah-Hartman!
VonGuard··on Cups Printing System Open-Source Development Has Seemingly Dried Up
This is 100% because Apple decided to pick up the CUPS developer. I called him after he was hired to do a story about it and he acted like I was trying to kill him . "I CAN'T TALK TO YOU!!! you're a reporter!!" Imagine that feeling being imparted like 2 days after yer hired. Also imagine how hard they made it for him to keep contributing to CUPS. I only wanted to talk about CUPS, I didn't give two shits about the Apple news, only what it meant for CUPS going forward. They never let me even speak to Apple PR about it, let alone him.
VonGuard··on The Sackler family’s plan to keep its billions
"Dow Chemical is not responsible for Bhopal disaster that killed hundreds of thousands. They just released those chemicals into the air, you had to breath in order to be effected."

If a doctor perscribes you heroin because he read a paid-for-report by the Sackler's goons, then yes, they are responsible.

Not sure how you could blame a human for doing what their doctor tells them. Oxy is pure narcotic, and never should have been prescribed to anyone, but $$$$$ is a hell of a drug too.

VonGuard··on Google is giving $1B to publishers to help convince governments not to take more
Shhhhhh, you are giving 2020 ideas. And the point isn't that we'd not be able to spin up farms, it's that we'd run out of food before that could be accomplished.
VonGuard··on Memristor Breakthrough: First Single Device to Act Like a Neuron
I was just wondering what had happened to the Duke Nukem Forever of tech products. So.... nothing, really. Just more lab success. At this rate, HP will be dead long before this comes to fruition.
VonGuard··on Developers Try Again to Upstream Motorola 68000 Series Support in LLVM
This would be so cool, and could potentially target things like the Amiga and the old school Macintosh! Yay!

As a preservationist, I can confirm this would be used. Not much, but it would be used.

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