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_dark_matter_

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_dark_matter_··on I put sheet music into smart glasses [video]
You must be young. Social well being is the number 1 indicator of happiness, and is indeed correlates with long life. If this one change was enough for someone to be more social and spend more time with a wider group of people, it could have many positive effects. I see this in my life.
_dark_matter_··on When flat rate movers won't answer your calls
This is a great idea! Thank you!
_dark_matter_··on I put sheet music into smart glasses [video]
Yes I very much have those problems. It's strange because I'm objectively a good engineer, but semantic retrieval is very difficult for me. It has been my entire life.

When I was a kid I did a round of testing for ADHD, and one of the tests is category fluency. Basically they gave me a category (e.g. Breakfast foods) and told me to say as many words in that category as I could in 60 seconds. I failed miserably; the administrator told me it was essentially as bad as people with severe cognitive deficiency. I just haven't worked about it since then! (Except with names!!)

_dark_matter_··on I put sheet music into smart glasses [video]
I want one thing - tell me people's names. I have the unholy ability to say your name several times and have an hour long conversation, and still not remember it next time I see you. People take this so personally that I've started avoiding some social gatherings where I only lightly know people! I'd love to "know" the name of everyone I've met because I'd be so much more comfortable seeing and talking to them again!
_dark_matter_··on Fivetran to acquire Census
Seems like a no-brainer. I wonder if they ever started to build these capabilities in house; I'm sure they already had so much of the tooling available.
_dark_matter_··on Careless People
I don't know where you got the idea that I have faang exceptionalism, quite the opposite
_dark_matter_··on Careless People
Cash in USD? They aren't hedged at all against hyperinflation. Wait for a few more gold bars before buying that Accord.
_dark_matter_··on Careless People
Seriously, I work at a FAANG and Zuck would be in the top 5% most talented people at my company. Hands down. That doesn't take away from all the things he's clearly _terrible_ at, one being actually caring about other people, but still clearly an exceptional engineer and business mind.
_dark_matter_··on "Poetry City": Iowa City, Iowa
I lived in Iowa City for several years while my kids were young. It is an amazing city. Everyone is lovely, the restaurants are great, home of an active local grocer, tons of activities by the university, great schools, low CoL, completely walkable, and nothing was ever more than 5 minutes away (yes, when we moved, I had to reorient myself on what "far away" was). I think my kids were lucky to grow up there!
_dark_matter_··on Show HN: Dosidicus – A digital pet with a simple neural network
Exactly what I thought of. Everyone should read Exhalation.
_dark_matter_··on How long does it take to create a new habit? (2015)
"Do you want to come with" is a Midwest colloquialism?? Wow I say it all the time. Very weird to find out.
_dark_matter_··on Pipelining might be my favorite programming language feature
You flipped SELECT and WHERE, which probably just solidifies your point. I can't count the number if times I've seen this trip up analysts.
_dark_matter_··on Three Felonies a Day (2013)
Idk what happened on their end, but someone close to me was recently diagnosed with cancer. After the biopsy came out positive, they wanted to do a pet scan, but had to wait for approval from insurance (which apparently could take several weeks). I offered the same as you, and they agreed and did the pet scan within days.
_dark_matter_··on My Daughter Is Ready for Her First Smartphone. I'm Not Ready to Give It to Her
I don't know if we had bad service or what, but I bought both my kids cell-connected Apple Watches and had a terrible experience. Could never get ahold of them, half the time they couldn't call us or message us, battery sometimes wouldn't last a day, and on and on. I cancelled the plan and the watches sit in a drawer now.
_dark_matter_··on Amazon wants a product safety regulator declared unconstitutional
Entity matching is way easier in the age of LLMs. Not like Amazon is lacking the compute or abilities. So yes, do that, find out who is selling what.
_dark_matter_··on The Alexa feature "do not send voice recordings" you enabled no longer available
My android phone does that by default, I'm assuming it would be very easy to have a voice assistant read the same text
_dark_matter_··on McDonald's gives its restaurants an AI makeover
They haven't owned any part of Chipotle since 2006 [0].

[0] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds-once-owned-90-chipo...

_dark_matter_··on What Makes Code Hard to Read: Visual Patterns of Complexity (2023)
100%. Worst is when the called function is in a separate file, and the most upsetting is when it's the _only_ function in the file. I really wish IDEs or tools like Sourcegraph could handle this better.
_dark_matter_··on DOJ: Google must sell Chrome, Android could be next
Confusingly, this is the contents of a second and separate antitrust suit against Google: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Google_LLC_...

This first one is about dominant market position by paying for placement on all surfaces (iPhone, Firefox, etc.) plus chrome. So splitting off chrome and android make sense in the context of the suit.

_dark_matter_··on Struggling with Errors, Doge Deletes Billions More from List of Savings
Sorry my comment was in jest about how those exact lackeys have denigrated out federal workers, and here they are behaving in just the way they claim the workers are. I hope your comment and this one clear it up, thank you!
_dark_matter_··on Struggling with Errors, Doge Deletes Billions More from List of Savings
Love it. If I did this at work I would be fired. God government workers have it the easiest huh
_dark_matter_··on Mexico issues legal threat to Google
Yes, this. Choose one important piece, focus on that, move the needle if you can. Do not let yourself get bogged down with all this nonsense!
_dark_matter_··on What should I expect from moving tech jobs from USA to Europe?
This must be based on company. At my previous position I worked with MANY Europeans (mainly Munich and London, but also Poland and France) and they all worked late hours to overlap US tzs. I was always so impressed by how little they complained about doing so.
_dark_matter_··on US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago
Right? I am astounded by these takes. If every corp and every job was this way, our country would be a high-stress, unemployed wasteland. Any org will drop thousands in a heartbeat. Your family would never be safe.

We work so hard already. We already have such high stress. I do not believe we need to eke out the last %s of profit to pass to shareholders and create crushing stress and work on those remaining.

_dark_matter_··on US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago
False dichotomy. They will likely be used to continue tax cuts for the wealthiest (and corporations? I don't remember), which are set to expire. That is neither scenario that you envisioned.
_dark_matter_··on US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago
How are you so sure how the midterms will shake out? We seen to be seeing a withering of dissent.
_dark_matter_··on Bezos' Blue Origin to layoff about 10% across its space, launch business
Why do those people still work there? They should be let go individually to find something more compatible. Mass layoffs are not the way to make that decision.
_dark_matter_··on We were wrong about GPUs
This is a false dichotomy. The truth is we are constantly moving further and further away from the silicon. New developers don't have as much need to understand these details because things just work; some do care because they work at a job where it's required, or because they're inherently interested (a small number).

Over time we will move further away. If the cost of an easily managed solution is low enough, why do the details matter?

_dark_matter_··on SQL pipe syntax available in public preview in BigQuery
There are a lot of transpilers, and they don't get much adoption because the people implementing them are not the people implementing the database.

The database and the query language are tightly coupled. The latter determines the kinds of optimizations that the former can do, and a transpiled language means that optimization info needs to be passed through in weird and inefficient ways; it also means that obvious optimizations aren't possible, because the people building the language are not building the db.

If you've ever tried used query hints, or deeply inspected a distributed query plan, you'll know exactly what I mean.

_dark_matter_··on Undergraduate shows that searches within hash tables can be much faster
Private equity or die trying
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