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alanbyrne

470 karma · joined March 25, 2012

Founder at Cogmotive Reports - Office 365 Reporting & Office 365 Analytics https://www.cogmotive.com/
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alanbyrne··on Starbucks, More Than Coffee
This is an interesting point of view, and almost exactly the opposite of mine.

I also travel a lot and I love it. I travel in order to experience new cultures, people, food and drink. The last thing I want to see when I have traveled half way across the world is something that I see on my own freaking street.

The smallest and most remote places in the world seem to have widely available wireless internet access in lots of coffee shops, pubs, restaurants and bus terminals. I'd much rather support the local, little guys when travelling. It's usually cheaper, tastier and you meet many more amazing people inside. You're right in saying that Starbucks is consistent, but for me half the fun of travelling is playing menu roulette and seeing what you end up with.

I do understand the occasional need for a "taste of home", a haven of comfort if you will (In my case, hunting for a full English breakfast after days of eating fish and rice). I guess the line between "a recognizable, familiar, and reliable brand" and "overarching corporate crusher of culture" seems a little blurred to me.

alanbyrne··on Switzerland to restrict EU immigration
I wonder what this means for us Swiss citizens working in other EU member countries. Will they reciprocally boot us out?
alanbyrne··on The DDoS that almost broke the Internet
This is why I pay CloudFlare each month. They repeatedly publicly show that they know exactly what they're doing - and they do it without any sense of smugness.
alanbyrne··on Yahoo buys news app Summly from teenager
I don't understand why they did that... couldn't they have just offered him at job at £200,000 a year? I'm sure he'd have accepted.

Edit: Typo

alanbyrne··on Show HN: an app I built to help you find great beer
I love this idea and it is exactly the kind of thing I want here in London.

Except I run and Android phone :(

alanbyrne··on Panoramic, high resolution picture of London
These things always feel like they pan the reverse way than they should...
alanbyrne··on An Amaz-ing Resume
Yeh, if "Buy now with one click" had a breathalizer component I'd be a lot richer right now. But then again, I wouldn't have a USB Nerf cannon...
alanbyrne··on An Amaz-ing Resume
I would link that a "review" to your answer to the common interview question: "What are your weaknesses"

"Phil Dub often works too hard and put in too many late night unbillable hours on projects as he is a perfectionist"

alanbyrne··on 3 Weeks already, $0 income – what are we doing wrong?
You're going after the wrong target market. Sudoku apps are for middle aged women (Yes, I generalize, but it's pretty much the only game my mother plays on her Android phone).

Stop targeting your ads at Android related users (Android forums, games review sites). Go find a place where the people who will actually play your game hang out and then advertise there. Mothers group forums, parenting forums, business traveler hangouts, school teachers - whatever.

alanbyrne··on Show HN: Draft – A Design Feedback Tool for Designers and Small Teams
The site looks great. Simple, to the point with an obvious call to action.

I have one question about the pricing. You say "x projects" and the cost is monthly. Is that x projects per month? If I start a project in one month, and it continues into the next billing cycle, do I get to start two new projects whilst I complete the outstanding third one?

alanbyrne··on Pingdom down for UK?
Same problem from http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/www.pingdom.com
alanbyrne··on Windows Server 2012 features
Yes, remote PowerShell is basically like SSH and is based on Win-RM. It can be encrypted with SSL.
alanbyrne··on 11k Citi employees fired. Help get them hired in tech.
Citi was one of the best places I have ever worked.

Sure it was tightly controlled with various security precautions, change control and the other banking regulator requirements which made it impossible to be a hacker and to get things done quickly.

But as a workplace it left me with fond memories.

alanbyrne··on Minimum Pubs for a PhD in CS?
> Minimum Pubs for a PhD in CS?

This certainly exceeds acronym/real word ratio in my book. I thought this was about a university pub crawl... :S

alanbyrne··on Show HN: Our new property search website for London - Locatable
> We're also planning on integrating a lot more data - there's a whole load of open government stuff (think crime stats, schools data) in particular that we're looking at.

This would be great. I moved to London last year and I had no idea where I should live. I ended up travelling all over the city looking at dodgy flats before I found a place that had all the things I wanted.

I could have avoided a lot of wasted time on thoughts such as "Elephant and Castle sounds like a lovely place"

alanbyrne··on AWS issues, affecting Heroku and others
Affecting PHPFog/Appfog too - I think their MySQL services.
alanbyrne··on The Making of Doom: Id's shooter masterpiece
If you've not read Masters of Doom, do so now. It is an amazing read.
alanbyrne··on Bing vs. Google
"Bing won 1 rounds"

What bothers me most about this is that the programmers didn't bother to remove the S from "rounds" when the result was singular... sloppy.

alanbyrne··on Heading Out on Your Own: 31 Life Skills in 31 Days
None of these articles seem to be about women or sex... interesting.

I got this book for my 18th birthday, and it was invaluable in shaping me into the person I am today. I don't quite understand why it costs £65 on Amazon though: http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Be-Man-John-Birmingham/dp/187598...

alanbyrne··on T-Mobile Announces Truly Unlimited Nationwide 4G Data
How do they know? IMEI?
alanbyrne··on Cdnjs - the missing cdn
http://www.bootstrapcdn.com/

This seems to work well for me.

alanbyrne··on Printers are spontaneously printing odd "SQL" strings
<snip> I'm going to guess that the common theme here is that we're all forwarding port 9100 or 631 to our printer to allow ourselves to print from outside the network, which sets up an HTTP server at that address open to the internet. </snip>

Seriously?! Ignoring the fact that I can't remember when I last print something, who needs to print to their house from the internet? Can't they just print it when they get home?

alanbyrne··on Security questions are salt
It really sucks that we have to go to such lengths to make the services we use that are "secured to industry standards" un-hackable.

I die a little inside every time some site emails me my own password.

alanbyrne··on Show HN: Markupwand, magically convert your photoshop files to HTML & CSS
Great post!

P.S I have used (ie paid for) PSD2HMTL and the folks did a magic job. I recommend them to all.

alanbyrne··on CSS3 meets AMC's Breaking Bad
I really love this sort of thing. It shows to me that apps are dying and soon everything will be HTML/CSS and cross device.

Well done!

alanbyrne··on PHP is much better than what you think
I am so sick of this kind of talk.

What language do you like to code in? Really? That's great. Now shut up and go code in it.

What difference does it make to you that I use PHP, Ruby or original ASP?

My website achieves the result I desire. I chose the programming language I use because of reasons that made sense to me and my project, not because I want the approval of a bunch of hipster start-up kids.

alanbyrne··on Louis C.K. sees ticket scalping drop over 96% by selling tickets himself
Louis must have spent an absolute mint on Paypal fees...
alanbyrne··on Bringing Bash's powerful command line editing to Microsoft Windows' cmd.exe
What's wrong with Powershell?
alanbyrne··on Ask HN: Best setups to avoid availability outages on AWS
I am on PHPFog for my front-end and with an AWS RDS back-end. I managed to survive this incident without an outage (I am on U.S East as well), although I did get some horrendous response times from RDS for about an hour there.

PHPFog are on AWS and I pay them to make sure they have the redundancy worked out. If they don't, I would yell at them until I got some money back.

I am considering configuring RDS for Multi A-Z, but need to research it a little more first. From what I can tell you just click a button to turn it on, but there were a lot of people complaining yesterday that the fail-over didn't work at all when it was supposed to.

I also have a bunch of EC2 VMs that do back-end processing and have a load of CRON jobs on them that need to run once every 24 hours. If these go down for a couple of hours then there is no noticeable impact to my customers, they can still log into my service and access their historical data.

I have considered spreading across multiple regions etc but at the end of the day it's just too expensive for the small increase in reliability.

alanbyrne··on Have you ever chatted with a hacker within a virus?
Is it just me or do the "features" of this trojan resemble a late 90's Netbus
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