Ah, well this is where we differ, I'd say PHP is easy, not simple, and that Python is simple not easy.
My reason for feeling that way hinges upon Python having more available abstractions.
Scheme is an exagerated example of this. Continuations are a very simple idea, you can describe call/cc to someone without much hassle. But the implications of call/cc can be very difficult to grasp.
The closure is a lesser example of a simple, pure abstraction which allows complex code through this devious form of simplicity.
So that is (pretty much) why it is very easy to reach expert level in PHP but very very hard in Scheme.
At the end of the day, what's easier to learn:
closures, or
the fact that a callback (in PHP) is supplied by giving its name as a string?
Its easier to not learn something than it is to learn it :)